1. Driving for hours just to go to, like, a concert or something:
2. Having snacks with ridiculous names:
3. Enjoying all four seasons:
4. Seeing billboards like these and knowing you're in the middle of nowhere:
5. Seeing the same type of commercials over and over:
6. Getting ripped off by colleges:
7. Frequently shaking your head at the state of our public schools:
8. Fully recognizing that this is an accurate representation of "American food":
While doing YMATA in London, I found a grocery story with an "American Food" section. #TBT #tang #oreos #poptarts
9. Never knowing how much you're actually going to pay for something:
10. Never seeing most of our country because it's frickin' huge:
11. Knowing that Californians will always be smug about weather:
12. Loving dogs more than people:
13. Unknowingly being targeted by sales pitches in elementary school:
14. Showing up to the airport wayyyyyy too early:
Biggest American lie is that you need to be at the airport 2 hours early
15. Never quite understanding Celsius:
16. Feeling the slight shift in reality when you go to a Cracker Barrel:
17. And finally, saying this all the time:
American culture is constantly saying, "Oh, no, I'm not in line."