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Chappelle's Show probably approves:
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Best not to buy your jewelry there in said state:
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"Day 15, no one has noticed..."
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If you have to make a fake banner for an in-store example, you might as well have fun with the names:
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I guess we know who shot the photo, but not the deputy:
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No literally, they sell door knobs and knockers:
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In case you're wondering, the answer is yes, this did replace an Orange Julius:
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The skull is a nice added touch:
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Ah yes, he was great in The Curious Case of Benjamin Biscuit:
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It forces you into Captain Hook's accent:
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Now selling bouquets of Lieutenant Dandelions:
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🎶 So much for my happy end table:
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Lots of stuff to chews from:
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If my calculations are correct, once this bath hits 88 degrees...
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And finally, sometimes, when your dojo is next to a coffee shop you just make the best of it:
