Ever done the ass-slap wallet check?
Ever done the simultaneous text standoff?
Ever had a moment of ruler panic?
Ever tried to sing like, five different parts?
Ever tried to split-second snoop on your teacher?
Ever had a "whoops, well now I'm committed" argument?
Ever made this exact face when you had a cold?
Ever heard the sploosh sploosh?
Ever procrastinated so hard you defeated Voldemort by accident?
Ever done the little pre-conversation rehearsal?
Ever done the basement stair scramble?
Ever had a "never again" hangover?
Ever accidentally packed for a long expedition?
Ever accidentally text-yelled?
Ever had trouble making up your mind about the shower?
And finally, ever been ready for bed at 6 a.m.?