Buzz·Posted on Oct 26, 201517 "Princess Bride" Gifts You Need In Your LifeThey're inconceivably good gifts.by Andy GolderBuzzFeed Staff FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This pun-tastic cutting board. CuttingBoredom / Via etsy.com Be careful as you slice or you'll end up a four-fingered man. Get it here. 2. This mug, perfect for the coffee lover in your life. ShirtAndCup / Via etsy.com A very good reason to dedicate your life to revenge. Get it here. 3. This adorable Iocane Powder charm. Stardust Trinkets / Via etsy.com Most likely not deadly. Get it here. 4. These lovely bookends Just4theArtofit / Via etsy.com For when you want to let a book reader know they're loved. Get it here. 5. This super-cute pillow. KayleighKartoons / Via etsy.com You can practically hear it. Get it here. 6. Custom Princess Bride chocolates. Princess Bride Ltd. / Via princessbridetweasure.com Each one has a shot from the movie printed on it. Get them here. 7. This iPhone case with excellent life advice. HumerusWares / Via etsy.com "People in masks cannot be trusted." Get it here. 8. This ideal shirt for Fezzik fans. CelebriT / Via etsy.com "I'm on the Brute Squad.""You ARE the Brute Squad!"Get it here. 9. And these actual peanuts. Princess Bride Ltd. / Via princessbridetweasure.com Best served while rhyming. Get them here. 10. This wallet phone case. littlebrickpress / Via etsy.com Perfect for those who prefer the book. Get it here. 11. This excellent variation on the ampersand T-shirt. purplecactusdesign / Via etsy.com In fact, this should be the ONLY ampersand T-shirt. Get it here. 12. These inconceivable mugs. LovelyGlassDesigns / Via etsy.com These ought to clear the word up a bit. Get them here. 13. Or this one. Via princessbride.goldlabelgoods.com For the misunderstood, possibly Sicilian, genius. Get it here. 14. This T-shirt that only fans will understand. YellowSubClothing / Via etsy.com Yes, Rodents of Unusual Size do exist. Get it here. 15. These adorable pillowcases. RKGracePrints / Via etsy.com For the perfect couple in your life. Get them here. 16. This cute makeup bag. BitterOptimistShop / Via etsy.com Subtle, but still Princess Bride inspired. Get it here. 17. And finally, this Monopoly set that might cause actual duels. Princess Bride Ltd. / Via princessbridetweasure.com The railroads are the four fastest Florin ships! Get it here.