1. Good luck reading "homeowner" without thinking "ho-meow-ner" now:
2. It's all about punctuation and emphasis:
3. You ever just, like, think about contractions?
4. Somehow this makes perfect sense:
5. Also, breakfast:
6. All of this checks out:
7. Hey, did you know we're the only language that spells competitively?
8. Yep, nobody else does that:
9. But spelling is nothing compared to all the hidden rules in English:
10. Like, given a basic understanding of suffixes, one would assume this is true:
11. Or if you were learning, these would sound like the exact same thing:
imagine trying to learn english and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things
12. These are hard to understand even if you've been speaking English your whole life:
13. BTW, if you're a writer, ignore people who tell you not to use the word "said":
14. And don't let anyone tell you that a word isn't real:
"X is a made up word." Please, tell me more about the all natural words that grew on the word bushes and were harvested by the word farmers in bushels and sent to the word market.
15. In fact, go ahead and "verb" a noun!
16. Because frankly, nothing in this language makes a lick of sense:
17. But hey, at least we're not ~these~ languages:
