16 Very Manly Products That Aren't At All A Symptom Of Toxic Masculinity, No Sir

    FOR MEN.

    1. MANLY EARPLUGS.

    2. MANLY WINE IN MANLY CANS.

    3. MANLY BIBLES.

    4. MANLY BAGS OF MANLY CHIPS.

    5. MANLY DONUTS AND DUDE MILK, BUT NOT THAT KIND OF DUDE MILK.

    6. NOT COTTON SWABS. MANLY MULTI-TOOLS.

    7. MANLY TISSUES.

    8. MANLY CONCEALER WITH BEER SHADES.

    9. MANLY DRYER SHEETS.

    10. MANLY ORGANIC BREAD.

    11. MANLY CHOCOLATE-COVERED COOKIE STICKS.

    12. MANLY BATH BOMBS. BATH GRENADES, EXCUSE ME.

    13. MANLY SUNSCREEN TO PREVENT MAN-BURNS.

    14. TEA. BUT IT IS MANLY.

    15. BOWL FOR MANLY CEREAL. OR FOR DOGS.

    16. MANLY...UH, URINALS, BUT FOR KIDS? MANLY KIDDIE URINALS? I DON'T KNOW. EVERYTHING IS CANCELED.