There's a lot to love about this movie: the star-studded cast, Simu Liu's quick wit, the epic bus-fight scene.
But more than anything, my biggest takeaway from Shang-Chi is that Wenwu (Tony Leung) is a straight-up DILF.
Look at this man!!! (Also, spoilers ahead.)
He's capital H hot.
Like, if the human race was dying and we could save only a few people, I'd sacrifice myself so that Tony Leung could reproduce.
In Shang-Chi, he is ~technically~ the villain, but he looks so goddamn F-O-I-N-E while being bad that I barely noticed when he took his kids for granted and endangered the human race.
First we see him as a thousand-year-old power-hungry, broody king. (Hot.)
Then he pops up in the 21st century with this fresh cut. (Still hot.)
I hate that I still find him attractive in this scene.
Basically, Tony Leung as Wenwu can have whatever he wants from me.
And just a reminder: Tony has been hot since the '80s, when he starred in a bunch of movies.
But now he's aged like fine wine, and we love to see it.