14 Reasons Hagrid Would Be The Best Valentine
Who wouldn't want this lovable 11 and a half food half giant as their valentine? Amirite?
1. He's always extra excited about the things that you do.
Keep in in Hagrid, hold it in.
2. He's got the cutest names for his animals.
And he knows what it takes to take care of them.
3. He owned a DRAGON.
Which means if you get married, you're well on your way to becoming Daenerys Targaryen (Granted this is a crossover, but a boy can dream).
4. He can say so much with just one word.
And everyone just gets it.
5. He'd probably confess his love on accident.
No it's okay Hagrid. Let's hug this out.
6. He'll help take care of your kids.
He practically raised The Boy Who Lived, so he's got some good experience there. (The Boy Who Lived was hard to keep alive, amirite?)
7. HE'S GOT SUCH EMOTIONAL RANGE.
LOOK AT HIM. DEVASTATED WITHOUT A SINGLE TEAR.
8. He'll handle anyone who even tries to mess with your Valentine's gifts
Bye Dudley.
9. He gives THE BEST hugs.
10. He'd give his life for yours in an instant.
WHY HARRY? WHY?!
11. He cares about all living creatures.
He'll throw a funeral for anyone, even a giant spider he raised from infancy.
12. He'll always be there to send you off.
Or welcome you home.
13. He'll cry during Titanic.
He doesn't care about gender norms. It's a beautiful movie and he can appreciate that.
14. Nothing's the same without Hagrid there.
Bring it in for a hug everyone.
