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This Creepy Little Detail From "Cars" Will Blow Your Childhood To Smithereens

What the f...?

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You know Cars, right? It's the kids movie with the cable guy from the Prilosec OTC commercials.

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If you haven't seen it, you've at least seen 500 7-year-olds waddling around with Cars backpacks this month alone.

Anyway, Cars is a movie about cars — and I realize there are now three Cars movies, but let's stick to the original here — but these aren't your ordinary cars.

These cars have eyes instead of windshields!

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And they have mouths!

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Not only that, but they FLIRT and do god knows what else with each other.

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Which brings me to the point of this whole thing...

Look! The Top Down Truckstop! This is when Mack and Lightning McQueen are driving to California! What a good, wholesome moment — DEFINITELY a scene right out of a movie for kids. Gotta love it. Gotta love it when movies live up to their G-rating.

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Wait a minute, what does that say? SIRI, ENHANCE.

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SIRI, ENHANCE AGAIN.

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SIRI, ENHANCE AGAIN.

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SIRI, ENHANCE ONE MORE TIME.

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Just what I thought. "Convertible waitresses."

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Convertibles...don't have tops? They're topless. What the...?

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So this "Top Down" Truckstop has topless waitresses?

These cars...can get nude?

And the nude cars make other cars horny?

And there are restaurants that cater to these horny cars? — Let's just disregard the fact that these cars eat (???) at restaurants. That's just way too much for me to process right now.

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You're probably thinking, "It's a kids movie, relax!"

Well, guess what? I was relaxed, right up until I found out how many horny cars there are in this kids movie!

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