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33 Of The Dumbest Lines In Movie History

"Snow dad is better than no dad."

We recently asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us which movie lines are just really, profoundly dumb. These were the ones that stood out the most...

1. When Christian Grey opened up about how many shades of fucked up he is in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Michael De Luca Productions

—Jilly Bean, Facebook

2. When Dr. Harry Dalton tried to comfort a dying Grandma Ruth moments after she sacrificed her life to save his in Dante's Peak.

Pacific Western Productions

3. When Rory had to admit this fact about dads in Jack Frost, a movie about a boy's father who comes back to life in the form of a snowman.

Azoff Entertainment / The Canton Company

—Ginny Harrell, Facebook

4. When First Lieutenant Danny Walker made this stunning prediction in Pearl Harbor.

Touchstone Pictures

5. When Harry loved magic in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Heyday Films


6. When Detective Johnny Murata was perfectly content with these being his possible final words in Showdown in Little Tokyo.

Warner Bros.

7. When, in Twilight, Edward gives Bella a piggyback ride.

Temple Hill Entertainment

8. When this random, nameless character goes on a tangent about hot dogs in The Happening.

20th Century Fox

9. When Dom lets us in on a little secret about how he lives his life in The Fast and the Furious.

Universal Pictures[

10. When Anna was just asking a boy to love her — as people tend to do — in Notting Hill.

PolyGram Filmed Entertainment / Working Title Films

11. When biologist Dr. Grace Augustine noticed something very interesting going on in there biologically in Avatar.

Lightstorm Entertainment / Dune Entertainment / Ingenious Media

12. When Anakin Skywalker made this profound observation in Attack of the Clones.

Lucasfilm Ltd.

13. When Harley Quinn got ~deep~ in Suicide Squad.

DC Entertainment

14. When Jenny had some interesting ideas about how love works in Love Story.

Paramount Pictures

—Emily Ash, Facebook

15. When we were blessed with a little bit of character exposition in Jack Reacher.

Skydance Productions / Cruise/Wagner Productions

16. When Ricki knew just how to seduce Larry in Gigli.

Revolution Studios / Casey Silver Productions

17. When Agent James Savoy delivered this zinger after being asked if he had a warrant in Transformers: Age of Extinction.

di Bonaventura Pictures / Hasbro Studios

18. When Freddie decided to stand up to Michael Myers in Halloween: Resurrection.

Dimension Films

19. When Dani put her brother Max on blast in Hocus Pocus.

Walt Disney Pictures

20. When Nick Fury called out Loki, who absolutely meant the other thing, in The Avengers.


21. When, in Hard to Kill, Mason Storm saw a TV commercial with his nemesis's campaign slogan ("You can take that to the bank!"), so he cooked up a little slogan of his own.

Lee Rich Productions

—Samantha Raczynski, Facebook

22. When Storm utterly eviscerated Toad in more ways than one with this doozy in X-Men.

Marvel Comics

—Jilly Bean, Facebook

23. When Aurora got super duper punny in Passengers.

Village Roadshow Pictures


24. When sparkly Edward took offense to Bella calling him beautiful "like diamonds" in Twilight.

Temple Hill Entertainment

25. When Anakin was STOKED about his new powers in Revenge of the Sith.

Lucasfilm Ltd.

26. When Carrie, standing in a torrential downpour, hadn't noticed it was still raining in Four Weddings and a Funeral.

PolyGram Filmed Entertainment


27. When Edward tried to talk the sisters out of using him as a human sacrifice in The Wicker Man.

Alcon Entertainment / Brightlight Pictures

28. When Princess Yue believed in her beliefs just as much as everyone else in The Last Airbender.

Nickelodeon Movies

29. When Christian Grey was breaking down the differences between Elena and Ana in Fifty Shades Darker.

Perfect World Pictures

30. When, in The Notebook, Noah confirmed that he too is a bird.

Avery Pix

31. When Gabe from Mindhunters had a revelation.

Dimension Films

32. When Penny delivered the absolute most savage burn to Baby in Dirty Dancing.

Production company Great American Films Limited Partnership

—Kendall Allen, Facebook

33. And when Dumbledore ever-so-slightly — just the tiniest bit — overreacted in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Heyday Films


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