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Just 17 Disgusting Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

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    Be so good at pooping that you never have to wipe again
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    Or have all your farts be silent and odorless?
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    Eat a popsicle made of a stranger's old saliva
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    Or brush your teeth with a stranger's fresh ear wax?
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    Have taste buds on your anus
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    Or have taste buds on the soles of your shoes?
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    Have hair for teeth
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    Or teeth for hair?
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    Pee a ping-pong ball
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    Or poop a bowling ball?
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    Have penises for fingers
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    Or vaginas for ears?
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    Eat nothing but mayonnaise for the rest of your life
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    Or sweat mayonnaise profusely when you're warm or nervous?
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    Always smell like roast beef
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    Or poop every time you hear a car horn?
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    Eat poop flavored ice cream
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    Or ice cream flavored poop?
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    Watch a hardcore porno starring your parents
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    Or sit with your parents as they watch a hardcore porno starring you?
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    Puke every time you smell good food
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    Or get explosive diarrhea every time you're sexually aroused?
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    Dive into a pool full of semen
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    Or dive into a pool full of blood?
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    Always have a gigantic booger hanging out of your nose
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    Or always have the most pungent B.O. that anyone has ever smelled?
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    Have sex with a pig without anyone ever finding out
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    Or not have sex with a pig but everyone on Earth, including strangers, thinks you did?
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    Breathe through your butthole with one continuous, noxious fart
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    Or have breath that smells like farts, and anyone you're speaking with is able to smell it instantly?
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    Have perfect-looking, white teeth that are rotten and painful
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    Or have perfect teeth that are black and brown?
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    Live with pink eye for the rest of your life
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    Or live with bed bugs for the rest of your life?
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