1. The person who overestimated this trend.
2. The person who was drinking this coffee.
3. The person who ruined Thanksgiving.
4. And Clem, who ruined Christmas.
5. The person who drives this car.
6. The person who used to drive this car.
7. The person who didn't get a pamphlet.
Ah well.
8. The painter who trapped himself.
9. The person who tried to mount their flat screen television.
10. The professor who spilled his coffee.
11. The person whose bag got left behind on the tarmac.
12. The person whose job it is to clean this revolving door.
13. The person who got stuck.
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14. The person who almost got stuck.
15. The person who's just trying to sell their washer dryer.
16. The person who tried to cook dinner.
17. The person who found a loose thread in their carpet.
18. The person who left their sunroof open.
19. And Ted Cruz.
