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We'll Reveal Your Best And Worst Qualities, But First Build A Life For This Man

Tell us who he is, and we'll tell you who you are.

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Here's what I want you to do: Take a really close look at this man. Study him. Get to know him. Look deep, deep into his teary blue eyes.

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Here he is working out. Is he just trying to stay in shape? Is he training for something? What's this guy's deal?

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And here he is talking on a landline cord phone. Take it all in. Who's he talking to? Did we walk in on a private conversation? Is he hiding something? Why does he have such sad eyes?

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  1. Let's start with <br>the basics: <br>What's his name?
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    Lloyd
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    Albert
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    Harold
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    Bob
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    Homer
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    Jerry
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    Bernard
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    Henry
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    Knuckles
  2. What month was he born in?
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    Jan.
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    Feb.
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    March
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    Apr.
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    May
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    June
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    July
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    Aug.
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    Sept.
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    Oct.
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    Nov.
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    Dec.
  3. What does he do for a living?
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    Odd jobs for powerful people
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    He's a bus driver
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    He doesn't work
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    He's an architect
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    He's a scientist
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    He's the President
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    He's a librarian
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    He's a painter
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    He's the greatest boxer in the world
  4. What does he <br>love more <br>than anything?
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    His family
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    His Beanie Baby collection
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    His birds
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    His car
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    Peanut, his cat
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    Linda, his dog
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    His lawn
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    His button down shirts
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    He's a man with nothing to lose
  5. What's he like?
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    He's very polite
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    He's pretty rude
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    He's a know-it-all
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    He's really funny
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    He's very quiet
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    He's a big pushover
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    He's weird. He's a weirdo
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    He's just a big cry-baby
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    He's a fighter
  6. What's his greatest fear?
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    Failure
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    Spiders
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    Retire-ment
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    Going to the dentist
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    Commit-ment
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    Calls from restricted numbers
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    Flying on airplanes
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    Public speaking
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    Having nothing left to fight for
  7. What's his guilty pleasure?
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    Tweeting<br>about <i>the Bachelor</i>
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    Cake
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    Video games
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    Adam Sandler movies
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    Wearing socks with sandals
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    Pooping with the door open
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    Reading fanfic
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    Not wearing under-pants
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    Not training for the big fight
  8. Finally, why is he so sad?
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    He just finished <i>Dawson's Creek</i>
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    He's really stressed at work
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    He was just chopping onions
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    Poor guy keeps stubbing his toe
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    He has a stomach ache
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    That's just what he looks like
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    He forgot his password again
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    His kids never call
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    He was asked to throw the fight

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