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16 Questions Mumbai Has For Delhi

Why do you keep asking me if I know your father?

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1. Why do you refer to traffic signals as "red lights"?

2. Do you use a lot of starch for your collars? Because they’re literally always up.

3. What is a roundabout and why do you have so many?

4. Is bhenchod your full-stop?

5. Why do you dress like you’re going clubbing when you're actually doing normal things like shopping?

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I mean, no hate for being dapper all day, but... Why.

6. Why do I need to know who your father is all the time?

7. What is it about Jantar Mantar that makes it so conducive to protesting things?

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8. Can you decide if you're one state, or one city, or three cities?

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Is it NCR? Is it Gurgaon? Is it Delhi?

9. Why are your college cut-offs so high?

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"WHAT RACE OF SUPER GENIUSES ARE YOU TRYING TO BREED? WHAT'RE YOU PLOTTING, DELHI?"

10. Why do you refer to notebooks as "copies" and "registers"?

11. Why do all your concerts get cancelled?

"How was Alt-J? Oh you didn't go? Well what about Metallica? Hahahahahaha. Sorry."
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"How was Alt-J? Oh you didn't go? Well what about Metallica? Hahahahahaha. Sorry."

12. Why is a place with a hundred bars and clubs called a village?

13. How does it feel to have an actual winter?

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14. What's your obsession with Goa?

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15. Why do you guys love Honey Singh so much?

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"You want a hangover tonight? TONIGHT? WHAT'S THE GOD DAMN POINT OF THAT."

16. And finally, how does it feel to live in the second best city in India?

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