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29 Things That'll Make You Say "Well, There Goes All My Money"

A mini Ms. Pac-Man arcade game, stackable tea mugs featuring a tutu-wearing cartoon bear, a cozy cardigan to protect you from the office AC, and more! Much, much more!

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1. An applebutter lip mask you can apply before you hit the hay. The next morning, you'll wake up to a hydrated and nourished pout.

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Promising review: "This is magical AF. My lips were severely dehydrated this season (and my other products weren't working), so I decided to use this for the first time a few nights ago. I'm not even kidding when I say that my lips are super smooth and soft — right back to normal! This stuff is amazing, and there's a ton of product inside. You can even mix the mask with some sugar to use it as a scrub!" —Yaz

Get it from Amazon for $15.

2. A rainbow pool float that does not come with a pot of gold. I wish it did, but I guess the float is still pretty cool on its own...

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $29 (originally $49).
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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $29 (originally $49).

3. A coloring and activity book filled with illustrations of your favorite pizza-obsessed pal, Doug the Pug! I have zero shame in admitting that I check his Instagram...every single day.

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I'm going to Nashville next weekend and am hoping to just...run into him somewhere.

Promising review: "I am obsessed with Doug and I love this coloring book so much! The pictures are detailed but still easy to color, and it's perfect for kids — or kids at heart!" —LoveBooks123

Get it from Amazon for $10.19.

4. A side plate featuring a curious badger who does NOT want waffles, thank you very much. Give him pancakes or give him death!

Psst, this is dishwasher-safe! Promising review: "This is the most ADORABLE thing I own! Beautiful quality, fast shipping, and I will definitely be purchasing more!" —Lori MatlakGet it from jimbobart on Etsy for $31.47.
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Psst, this is dishwasher-safe!

Promising review: "This is the most ADORABLE thing I own! Beautiful quality, fast shipping, and I will definitely be purchasing more!" —Lori Matlak

Get it from jimbobart on Etsy for $31.47.

5. AND! Stackable tea mugs that are bear-y happy to see you. What, can't you tell?

Get it from jimbobart on Etsy for $48.95.
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Get it from jimbobart on Etsy for $48.95.

6. An apple slicer and corer to get you a healthy afternoon snack — and quickly. Now pass the peanut butter, please.

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Promising review: "How exciting can a kitchen tool be, right? Well, this one is good enough that I've posted on Facebook about it. Okay, yes, I may have no life, but it's still a great apple slicer. I generally avoid unitasker kitchen implements, but I eat a lot of apples and I hate cutting them with a knife. This slicer is quick and consistent, and it easily cuts through the base of the apple." —1.5 Trick Pony

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

7. A pocket-sized game of Ms. Pac-Man to hold you over while you renovate your home arcade. *winks*

Prefer Galaxian or Space Invaders? This mini arcade game is available in those versions, too! Promising review: "This is the best mini arcade game ever! I am an arcade fanatic, and this thing plays and sounds JUST LIKE THE REAL THIING! So impressive." —Rob Get it from Amazon for $14.50.
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Prefer Galaxian or Space Invaders? This mini arcade game is available in those versions, too!

Promising review: "This is the best mini arcade game ever! I am an arcade fanatic, and this thing plays and sounds JUST LIKE THE REAL THIING! So impressive." —Rob

Get it from Amazon for $14.50.

8. Wedge sandals guaranteed to become your go-to spring AND summer shoe. So comfortable, so cute.

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Promising review: "These sandals are SO cute and comfortable! I ended up buying them in two different colors! They can be dressed up or down, the canvas top is durable without being itchy, and the back zipper closure works well without making them too tight or uncomfortable." —A. Huff

Get them from Amazon for $24.47+ (available in sizes 6-11 and in 20 colors).

9. A two-in-one mask and scrub infused with peppermint oil, kaolin, and white tea. This stuff karate chops the crap out of clogged pores and dead skin cells!

Promising review: "This exfoliator is effective but gentle and leaves my skin feeling renewed and cleansed — without making it feel dry and stripped bare like so many other exfoliators on the market. The attention to detail in the quality of ingredients chosen really sets this product apart." —SarahSydney Get it from Sephora for $30.
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Promising review: "This exfoliator is effective but gentle and leaves my skin feeling renewed and cleansed — without making it feel dry and stripped bare like so many other exfoliators on the market. The attention to detail in the quality of ingredients chosen really sets this product apart." —SarahSydney

Get it from Sephora for $30.

10. Skinny jeans so soft and stretchy, they'll have you saying "I can't believe these aren't leggings..."

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Promising review: "Wow wow wow! These truly feel like butter and are the most comfortable jeans I’ve ever owned. They have quite a bit of stretch, are the perfect length, and I will definitely be buying more!" —Dutch82

Get them from Nordsom for $39 (available in sizes 24-31).

11. A balconette bikini top and high-waisted bottom to get you hyped for SUMMERTIME. When the livin' is finally easy.

Get them from ModCloth for $49 (top) and $39 (bottom) (available in sizes XS-4X and in nine colors).
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Get them from ModCloth for $49 (top) and $39 (bottom) (available in sizes XS-4X and in nine colors).

12. Tea bags suitable for the monarchy and Lorde. You know, because you can call her Queen 🐝.

These tea bags are made from an organic cotton yarn and come in a variety of shapes. Airplanes! Rain clouds! Hearts! Get it from Tea Heritage on Etsy for $8.50 (for a pack of five tea bags, available in jasmine green tea, breakfast, or earl grey).
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These tea bags are made from an organic cotton yarn and come in a variety of shapes. Airplanes! Rain clouds! Hearts!

Get it from Tea Heritage on Etsy for $8.50 (for a pack of five tea bags, available in jasmine green tea, breakfast, or earl grey).

13. A strapless top you can pair with anything. Skinny jeans! Flare jeans! Shorts! Maxi skirts! Midi skirts! Mini skirts! And whatever the heck else.

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Promising review: "This is the perfect vacation top! Its not see-through, isn't made from a cheap material, it washes well, and it doesn't get stretched out after multiple wear. I've already worn it a pretty good amount of times because it goes with everything." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $13.99 (available in sizes S-XXL and in two colors).

14. A seal sushi keychain that is so 👏 friggin' 👏 squishy 👏, you'll want to buy one for every single one of your purses and backpacks.

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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $8.

15. Polka dot wallpaper to give your home decor a total refresh. Take that, all the gorgeous bedrooms I've saved to my Pinterest board.

Get it from Simple Luxe on Society6 for $49+ (available in 2' by 4', 2' x 8', and 2' by 10').
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Get it from Simple Luxe on Society6 for $49+ (available in 2' by 4', 2' x 8', and 2' by 10').

16. An alcohol-free facial mist formulated with lavender, aloe vera, and witch hazel to give your skin a quick refresh.

Get it from Target for $10.95.
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Get it from Target for $10.95.

17. A giant jumbling tower game to turn your next barbecue into a family-friendly, Project X-worthy, extremely fun bash.

Get it from Amazon or PB Teen for $43.
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Get it from Amazon or PB Teen for $43.

18. An (artificial) peony flower wreath you'll want to hang over your vanity, fireplace, door, cupboard, you name it! So gorgeous, and it'll never die.

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Promising review: "These are SO pretty! I ordered one just to see what they looked like (the florist for my wedding unexpectedly cancelled my order). I ended up ordering 20 of these, they all arrived on time via Prime, and I ended up spending less than on them then the flowers would have costed!" —Gabrielle Armstrong

Get it from Amazon for $18.99.

19. A cutting board that lets you give credit where credit is due: to the grill master of your household. Just personalize it with their name!

*write Spongebob Squarepants* Get it from Our Board Boutique on Etsy for $15+ (available in three sizes).
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*write Spongebob Squarepants*

Get it from Our Board Boutique on Etsy for $15+ (available in three sizes).

20. Roller skates with a retro-inspired look because bikes? Scooters? Cars? Walking? BORING. Start roller skating instead.

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Get them from Urban Outfitters for $149 (available in sizes 4-10 and in three colors).

21. A pore clay mask that will make you say "I lava you" to your skin. Why? It's made from volcanic ash that may ~bury~ dead skin cells.

Promising review: "I've been using this on a weekly basis for a little more than a month now. This helps bring deep acne (you know, the kind that makes a sometimes painful lump under your skin) to the surface for both me and my husband! It's so great at doing what it's meant to do! I just recommend moisturizing after, because it can be a bit drying." —Coho Get it from Amazon for $14.14.
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Promising review: "I've been using this on a weekly basis for a little more than a month now. This helps bring deep acne (you know, the kind that makes a sometimes painful lump under your skin) to the surface for both me and my husband! It's so great at doing what it's meant to do! I just recommend moisturizing after, because it can be a bit drying." —Coho

Get it from Amazon for $14.14.

22. A cozy cardigan to keep in your office. Because the second it gets remotely nice outside, they decide to blast the AC like they're trying to freeze you.

Promising review: "This is a super soft, comfortable sweater that is lightweight, fits great, and is the perfect length. I've already ordered it in three colors, and I may order more!" —PaleRiderGet it from Nordstrom for $29.40 (originally $49, available in sizes XS-XXL and in seven colors and petite sizes).
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Promising review: "This is a super soft, comfortable sweater that is lightweight, fits great, and is the perfect length. I've already ordered it in three colors, and I may order more!" —PaleRider

Get it from Nordstrom for $29.40 (originally $49, available in sizes XS-XXL and in seven colors and petite sizes).

23. Enamel pins that would make any bibliophile (HELLO, NICE TO MEET YOU, I AM ALSO A BIBLIOPHILE) extremely happy.

Promising review: "These pins are absolutely nerd-tastic. Absolutely bea-uuu-tiful enamel, fairly true to color from the photo on the screen, and they're actually probably the perfect touch for a professional outfit." —Maggie SpoonerGet this set from Amazon for $18.
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Promising review: "These pins are absolutely nerd-tastic. Absolutely bea-uuu-tiful enamel, fairly true to color from the photo on the screen, and they're actually probably the perfect touch for a professional outfit." —Maggie Spooner

Get this set from Amazon for $18.

24. A cruelty-free lengthening mascara made with vegan biotin, which helps condition and nourish your lashes over time!

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Plus, this smudge-proof formula looks so natural, it'll trick everyone into thinking you got lash extensions.

Get it from Glossier for $16.

25. A (supposedly meant for children BUT I CAN ENJOY IT TOO) travel book that acts as a tour guide for New York City, filled with fun facts and secret spots that belong on every bucket list.

Promising review: "My granddaughter and her family went to New York last summer, and I bought this for her because she likes research projects. She brought it with her to New York and presented her family with a tour of things they should do. What a fun book for kids!" —HMr2coolGet it from Amazon for $13.08.
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Promising review: "My granddaughter and her family went to New York last summer, and I bought this for her because she likes research projects. She brought it with her to New York and presented her family with a tour of things they should do. What a fun book for kids!" —HMr2cool

Get it from Amazon for $13.08.

26. A mermaid-approved body polish made with exfoliating sea minerals to slough away dead skin. Let this be a part of your world. Um, I mean, your shower routine.

Get it from Bath & Body Works for $16.50.
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Get it from Bath & Body Works for $16.50.

27. Wool sneakers so incredibly soft and cozy, you'll feel like you're walking on the FLUFFIEST cloud imaginable.

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These shoes also have a padded insole, a super lightweight sole, and the laces? They're made from 100% recyclable material.

Get them from Allbirds for $95 (available in sizes 5-10 and in eight colors).

28. Round sunnies you'll absolutely fall in love with. In fact! You'll love them so much, that you will genuinely try your hardest to not lose them.

Get them from Aerie for $15.95 (or get two pairs for $22, available in five colors).
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Get them from Aerie for $15.95 (or get two pairs for $22, available in five colors).

29. A R2-D2 bowl set perfect for munching on popcorn/cereal/whatever snack food your prefer during your next Star Wars marathon.

Just an FYI! Don't put these space cowboys into the microwave or dishwasher. Promising review: "I absolutely love these bowls, and so does my family — we eat out of them all the time! They are just awesome!" —Kevin Lee Peery Get a set of four from Amazon for $21.75.
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Just an FYI! Don't put these space cowboys into the microwave or dishwasher.

Promising review: "I absolutely love these bowls, and so does my family — we eat out of them all the time! They are just awesome!" —Kevin Lee Peery

Get a set of four from Amazon for $21.75.

My savings account right now:

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The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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