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1. A keg tapping kit designed to have everyone cheering, "Fruit STAND! Fruit STAND!"
This kit turns your favorite fruit into a punch bowl; just empty out the innards, fill the bowl with your go-to drink, and screw in the faucet. Get the full instructions here.
Promising review: "This is great! My dad wanted to turn a pumpkin into a small keg, but was having a hard time finding a tapper that worked. This worked perfectly for what he needed and he loves it!" —BeErik
Price: $19.99
2. A balloon animal night light that won't pop at the sight of a pin. Phew.
3. A unicorn bowl guaranteed to make your midnight cereal binge seem 1000% more magical.
4. A fire escape shelf to transform your tiny abode into a chic, city-slicking Pinterest board.
5. A scratching pad used by renowned ECM (Electronic Cat Music) DJs from around the globe.
6. Mason jar herb gardens to turn your black thumb green. Your food will thank you for it.
Options include mint, basil, cilantro, oregano, and parsley. Plus, they're all organic.
Promising review: "This product is amazing! I bought it for a friend who loves to cook; having an herb garden just seemed perfect for her. We had so much fun setting up the herbs two weeks ago, and they're already starting to grow." —T.
Price: $20
7. A Frankenstein-inspired switch plate that'll make you shout, "IT'S ALIVE!!" every time you turn on a light.
8. A hand-carved side table you'll lovingly refer to as "Horton." He can hear a lot of things.
9. A collapsable water bottle that won't take up your entire bag. Space is sacred, okay?
10. A doormat featuring Larry the Llama, a down-to-earth dude who just wants a whole llama love.
11. Fortune cookie slippers that are semi-annoying; they're always trying to give you advice and pieces of wisdom.
12. An oil and vinegar set for anyone who thinks that dachshunds are a gift to mankind. If you don't agree, you're a wiener.
13. Himalayan salt shot glasses that are so gorgeous, you'll almost forget that they're masking tequila.
14. An avocado tree starter kit for anyone who would like to guac and roll for the rest of their life.
15. Deep sea sand art that's so mesmerizing, you'll lie and tell everyone you stole it from a museum.
16. A stamp map ideal for anyone who wants to track their travel journeys and dreams. Wanderlust, commence.
This map includes two brass stamps: use the "X" stamp to mark places you'd like to go and a "visited" stamp" to mark places you've been.
Price: $38
17. A coiled beeswax candle that burns for 60 hours. Let me repeat, this candle burns for 60 hours.
The black flame candle should take note.
Promising review: "I loved this product so much, I bought another as a gift. I intend to buy refills soon, too!" —Cookie Secrets
Price: $18+
18. A prism light for anyone who would rather eat a bag of Skittles than actually go to the end of a rainbow.
19. A phone charging dock made from driftwood gathered on the beaches of Maine.
20. Pint glasses guaranteed to help you make the perfect Bloody Mary.
21. Mismatched sun and moon and unicorn and rainbow earrings that are both equally out of this world.
22. A mushroom ravioli kit for anyone who would eventually like to open up a Batali-approved restaurant.
23. A maraca-inspired cocktail shaker that's perfect for people who like to dance even during the pre-game.
24. Dog and No. Two pencil socks your feet will be thanking you for. Why? They're both 2 doggone cute.
25. A super reflective umbrella designed to make you stand out on even the dreariest of days.
🎶 I can see clearly now, my highly-reflective umbrella is here 🎶
Promising review: "This umbrella is lovely to look at, but could also save a life with its reflective quality! Perfect for windy, rainy days or nights." —Shopper Lyn
Price: $30
26. A gin and tonic making kit for anyone whose go-to drink at a bar is...a gin and tonic.
27. A keepsake book that allows a mother and daughter to exchange up to 40 letters.
This book contains a bunch of prompts that allow you to reveal aspects of your personality to your mother or daughter that you otherwise wouldn't have.
Promising review: "This product is beautifully designed. It's very thoughtful and is high-quality; it's a gift my mother can keep forever and eventually pass on to me." —Bryt
Price: $40
28. A desktop skee ball game to bring the best part of an arcade straight to your home.
Promising review: "I gave this to my boss as a Christmas gift and told him to use it whenever he's stressed; he LOVED it and immediately started playing with it. Best gift ever." —DeAnna Mac
Price: $35
29. Kinetic sand for anyone who's addicted to watching videos of it on Facebook. I can't be the only one.
Kinetic sand is like a building toy; you can mold and shape it, but the sand won't dry out. PLUS! It doesn't stick to anything except itself.
Promising review: "I use this in my play therapy practice, mostly with children ages 3-12. They love molding, shaping, stacking, and squishing the shapes!" —Therapist Jennifer
Price: $15+
30. A cutter and server that's just another excuse to throw a pizza party. Celebrate good times! Come on!
Promising review: "I was looking for a cool pizza cutter that I could have engraved for a wedding shower gift — this one was perfect, unique, and has multiple uses. I had it engraved with 'That's Amore!' and the names of the bride and groom!" —JeannieousH
Price: $20
31. A desktop croquet set for anyone who needs to study, but would really rather not.
THIS is why! How did you even get there, Veronica???
