Hello, folks! We'd like to formally introduce BuzzFeed Checkout, a tool that lets you purchase multiple items from our posts — all products get added into *one* shopping cart with no new tabs required.
1. A personalized glass storage jar to make mundane things (cc: the dozens of cotton swabs you've shoved into your medicine cabinet) feel like a luxurious treat.
2. A Bathing Culture terra-cotta detox scrubber that enlists the help of natural clay to slough away dead skin to reveal a smoother and brighter complexion. Plus, it's perfect for pedicure season — this'll help rid your piggies of calluses.
3. An over-the-drain protector for anyone with a pop-up drain that is a: the bane of their existence and b: constantly getting clogged. This can quickly be placed on top of the drain to trap gunk, plus can be easily removed and cleaned.
4. A padded foam pillow if you're ready to bid adieu to resting your head on straight porcelain whilst trying to have a relaxing bath.
5. An OXO toilet brush with bristles purposely designed at an angle, that way it can quickly and efficiently reach under the rim for a more thorough cleaning. This even comes with a handy storage canister that's ventilated for fast drying.
6. An Aquis hair towel designed with a microfiber construction that is super-absorbent and cuts drying time by up to half, erego meaning you'll be able to spend less time on your hair and more time on things that matter. Another episode of The Office, anyone?
7. A 100% cotton bath towel because you've been wiping your bod' with the same $7 towel since freshmen year, so we'd say it's time for an upgrade. This plush hunk of luxury is ultra-absorbent and actually gets softer with every use.
8. A cult-favorite Squatty Potty that enables your body to mimic a squatting position that turns *ahem* longer bathroom breaks into a much easier affair.
9. A bag of Dr. Teal's lavender-scented epsom salt, because soothing sore muscles is as easy as one-two-bath. Candles and a glass of wine not required but highly recommended for enjoying this affordable luxury.
10. A nonabrasive Bar Keepers Friend cleansing and polishing powder so you can destroy years of icky build-up on all of your porcelain, copper, glass, tile, stainless-steel, plastic, and brass. Now grab your iPhone, folks, because the "after" photos are about to get GOOD.
11. A foldable storage bin perfect for *all* the miscellaneous items that continue to clutter your teeny bathroom: hair sprays, toilet paper, hot tools, cleaning supplies, the skincare that TikTok inspired you to purchase, etcetera.
12. An automatic deodorizer kit designed to spray Poo-Pourri directly into your toilet. Consider all odors neutralized before your business even begins with just the wave of a hand!
When you take a seat, just wave your hand next to the deodorizer to release a blend of lemon, bergamot, and lemongrass essential oils. These essential oils will cling to the surface of toilet water, which will then work to trap all yucky odors.