BuzzFeed 1. A T-shirt that shows the many beautiful faces of Mr. Nicholas Cage. modcloth.com Can be worn en route to steal the Declaration of Independence. Get it from ModCloth for $29.99. 2. A mug that should only be used for drinking tea. etsy.com But, you know, that's none of my business. *Sips tea.* Get it from Memeskins on Etsy for $14.07. 3. Doge socks that provide much comfort and such wow. etsy.com Get them from LegionWearUSA on Etsy for $11.95. 4. T-shirts that glorify Biden's undying love for ice cream. lookhuman.com Get both from Society6 for $19.99 and $19.99. 5. A Cavebob pin that embodies how you feel when looking for food in your house. etsy.com Get this pin from NoLogoCo on Etsy for $8. 6. A costume that will help your cat become Instagram famous. etsy.com Get it from Ticketybootique for $14. 7. A set of Kardashian crying stickers that show how you feel about 2016. etsy.com 2016, you put me in SUCH an uncomfortable situation. Get it from thecoolkidsclub on Etsy for $8.70. 8. An embroidery hoop that will help you relax because everything Bob Ross does is relaxing. etsy.com Get it from ThePeculiarThread on Etsy for $40. 9. A Grumpy Cat calendar to keep you feeling hopeless about the future. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $10.84. 10. A condescending Wonka shirt and a shirt that will make you say "WHAT?" redbubble.com, redbubble.com Get the T-shirts from RedBubble for $24.80 and $24.80. 11. A pin that one simply does not buy unless one loves the internet. etsy.com Get it from WittsenDesignCo on Etsy for $8.12. 12. A card that shows you actually DO care. etsy.com Get it from Tiny Bee Cards on Etsy for $4.50. 13. A doge pin set because all hail doge. etsy.com Get them from helloharriet for $16.63. 14. A car decal that will inspire the driver behind you to feel successful. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $7.99. 15. Earrings that celebrate the inspiring tale of friendship that is Obama and Biden. etsy.com Get them from celobebrities on Etsy for $10. 16. Glasses to wear when you don't feel like dealing with anything at all. etsy.com Get them from ImmaCuttinWithLazah for $14.50. 17. An awkward seal necklace to guarantee you won't be the most awkward thing in the room. Get it from birdyandbeedesign on Etsy for $12. 18. A T-shirt proving the theory that memes are, in fact, life. etsy.com Get it from internetclub on Etsy for $19.15. 19. A necklace that will help keep the memory of Harambe alive forever. etsy.com Get it from BaroquenChord on Etsy for $6.39. 20. A baseball cap that will help you keep your cool in the midst of friend drama. amazon.com That's right, just keep sipping your tea. Get it from Amazon for $3.75. Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!