Tomorrow Sarah Palin will co-host the “Today” show. (NBC booked her so that Katie Couric doesn’t crush them in the ratings when she co-hosts “Good Morning America.”) Strongly suggesting that the program will in fact be as awkward as one can imagine, Matt Lauer teased tomorrow’s show in a phone call with Palin this morning by asking, perhaps condescendingly, if Palin is reading the papers, prompting a hearty guffaw from Al Roker and a schoolyard-style “OHHHHH” from Ann Curry, et al.
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- People are calling the Trump administration's new "criminal alien" hotline to report how they've been victimized by space aliens 👽☎️
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- Chipotle is finally adding dessert to its menu and cinnamon, honey, and caramel butter dipping sauce will be involved 😋