No longer is it enough to wear a pair of jean shorts that are missing a waistband, ripped, and bedazzled. No longer is it enough to wear jean shorts that are dramatically fringed. Now, with so many jort styles exhausted, divas must turn to creatively engineering their jorts. When we look at them we must wonder things like, how is that Daffy Duck beach towel attached to her bottoms? And, do those tights go inside the leg hole or are they attached to the bottom of the jorts via garter? Looks like this are a lot of work for all of us, really.
3. Cher Lloyd
This up-and-coming artist is a sign of how much the times have changed in diva clothing land. It used to be enough to slip on a sparkly leotard and a pair of support hose and call it a day. But now a diva outfit is not complete without some hairy stuff hanging off it. And lace-up ankle boots.
Like the pro she is, Santigold shows the younger girls what’s up. No one else would have thought to use thick blue yarn as sleeve fringe and a bow tie.
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