Community·Posted on Mar 12, 201816 Facts About St. Patrick's Day That'll Make You Say "Whoooooaaaa, No Way?!"St. Patrick's real name was Maewyn Succat.by Maisie GCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The first St. Patrick's Day parade wasn't held in Ireland 2. In fact, St. Patrick himself might not have been Irish Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. St. Patrick's Day wasn't always associated with green Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. St. Patrick's original name wasn't even Patrick Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. All the pubs in Ireland used to close on St. Patrick's Day 6. Around 13 million pints of Guinness are estimated to be sold worldwide on March 17th Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. The Irish president gives POTUS a crystal bowl of shamrocks every year... 8. ...and the Secret Service destroys it immediately afterward. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. JFK once totally forgot about St. Patrick's day (while he was president) Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. The world's largest permanent shamrock is in Nebraska Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. St. Patrick is credited with driving all the snakes out of Ireland... 12. ...But that couldn't have been too hard, because snakes never lived on the island! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. St. Patrick's Day is a national holiday in the Caribbean, too 14. Shamrocks are an official symbol of St. Patrick, but not of Ireland 15. The Chicago river is turned green every St. Patrick's Day 16. And finally, the world's shortest St. Patrick's Day parade takes about 30 seconds to walk Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!