The student, who attends a prominent Irish university, promised the app would save men from "life destroying legal ramifications".
Because Saint Patrick wants his people to celebrate the holiday cringe-free, folks.
Did you SMS each other after a Black Eyed Peas concert?
Are you the smart one of the group, like Belle?
How much of an '80s movie fan are you anyway?
And yes, we'll tell you how to say it too!
Who would play you in the movie of your life?
How legit are your St. Patrick's Day claims?
St. Patrick's real name was Maewyn Succat.
It's scientific, bible!
It's true love, y'all.