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How Well Do You Know Your Cleveland Guardians?

Are you a fan of Cleveland's premier men's roller derby team? See if you can identify the ten skaters below in the first of a two-part series.

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  1. Who is this jammer staring down the pack (hint: he's a co-captain)?

    Van Deman Photography
    Barry Poppins
    C-Pain
    Iced Goatee
    OhiOMG
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's C-Pain, but if you picked his old name, "Barry Poppins," it's been too long since you've seen him play!

  2. Who is this jammer striking fear in the hearts of his opponents (hint: he's a co-captain)?

    Pall Mall
    Hell's Bell
    Rebel Yell
    Kal Hell
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's co-captain Kal Hell!

  3. Who's this skater giving his teammate a big assist?

    El Guapo
    Left Shart
    Bureaucrash
    Eastbound and Down
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's league president El Guapo!

  4. Who is this jammer evading an opposing block?

    I Do What I Want
    Alchemist Prime
    Liege Smacksimo
    Alpha Fly On
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's Alchemist Prime!

  5. Who's this Guardian of the inside line?

    White Riot
    I Fought the Claw
    London Mauling
    Pain in Vain
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's London Mauling, who you should blame if you don't like this quiz!

  6. Who's this Guardian posing in profile?

    Joe Vodka
    Tom Collins
    Dick Whisky
    Harry Rum
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's Dick Whisky, who is NOT the model for the Guardians logo.

  7. Who's this jammer not taking "no" for an answer?

    Barbied Wire
    Shrimp on the Barbie
    Barbie-tuates
    Maul-ibu Barbie
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's Maul-ibu Barbie!

  8. Who's this skater showing off his MVP trophy?

    White Shadow
    Blue Lightening
    Green Streaker
    Red Rover
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's White Shadow!

  9. Who's this skater geared up for some action?

    Danger Will Robinson
    Danger Mouse
    Xander Danger
    Stranger Danger
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's Xander Danger, rockin' the face shield!

  10. Who's this Guardian taking the jammer out?

    Holy Rollin' Emperor
    Mongol Whordes
    Akilla the Fun
    Con Stantine
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Akilla the fun brings the party to you!

How Well Do You Know Your Cleveland Guardians?

Time to brush up on Cleveland Guardians!

Uh-oh, you don't know your Guardians. You better get to their game on the 23rd to brush up!

Time to brush up on Cleveland Guardians!
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You know your Cleveland Guardians!

You are a true fan, and you should perfect your knowledge at their game on July 23rd!

You know your Cleveland Guardians!
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You're a Cleveland Guardians superfan!

You know your Guardians like they are your own children! You won't want to miss their game on July 23rd!

You're a Cleveland Guardians superfan!
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