The 18 People You Meet Playing Magic: The Gathering

Ok, go ahead and spend 10 hours figuring out if you're going to tap two islands or an island and a plains. I'll just sit here.

How does that rare dual land help your draft? Oh, I see, you're going to sell it.

"But this one says interrupt, what does that do?" "Is a spell like a sorcery?"

And loves explaining it to everyone who walks by. "You see, we're both mighty wizards called planeswalkers and we're casting spells..." Please just stop.

Of course I wanted to pay the upkeep on that before drawing. Are you really going to make me sacrifice it?

Let's try not to judge so quickly in the future. Some reading.

Was the person who taught you this game drunk?

Well that was fun, now what?

You don't, they're probably all Urza's Saga or Tempest

For outsiders, this is everyone playing Magic. See this man's full adventures

And the expensive metal suitcase. And the box of d6's. #swag

The one you play almost every day. The one that's played all of your decks against all of theirs several times. The one you drive to the Magic store with to find new cards. The one who knows all the house rules (friendly mulligan, then discard down to 6). The reason you still play this game.