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Any clothing that resembles this.
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Your face molded in chocolate.
5.
Elephant poop flowers.
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Naming a cockroach at the Bronx Zoo.
8.
White Castle dinner date.
11.
Making funeral arrangements.
12.
His and hers tongue scrapers.
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Edible undergarments.
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A new mouse pad or...wait, what?
16.
This fake dog poop is uber romantic.
17.
Reproductive plush toys.
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Heart shaped meat products.
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This card for the seriously comfortable couple.
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Celebrity inspired cards.
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Underwear built for two.
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A chocolate covered scale.
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A Hooters dinner surprise.
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Surprise car decorations.
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Anything on this page:
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...or this diamond ring keychain.
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The perfect movie for a romantic evening.
What's the worst valentine's gift you've received?