The much-awaited big-screen debut of Marvel's vampiric anti-hero and Spider-Man foe has come. Morbius features Jared Leto in the titular role, a scientist who trained at Dr. Curt Connors School of Consuming Animal Serums, as he ingests a serum derived from bats to rid himself of a rare disease that's killing him slowly.
Amazingly, the serum gives him superpowers!! He now has a bodacious physique and a thirst for human blood, that he quenches by sipping blood from blood bags.
Unsurprisingly, Morbius was roasted by the critics, and it is getting quite similar reactions from fans as well. Let's see some of the funniest jokes that fans are cracking on Morbius:
1. A movie so good that people are coercing others to watch it.
Be careful out there everyone. I had 2 Morbius tickets in my car and someone broke in and left 4 more.
2. Highest grossing movie ever.
Morbius fever is sweeping the nation
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the best part of Morbius was when he said "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and morbed all over those guys
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having No Way having Morbius Home spoiled spoiled for you for you
5. Maybe they are wearing invisibility cloaks?
Morbius fever has gripped the nation
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Morbius wasn’t even that bad it just needed better acting, casting, plot, directing, characters, effects, lighting, scenes, structure, soundtrack, and editing
7. I hope the story is more interesting than the movie.
Desperately need to know the story of the four people seeing Morbius tonight at 10:30 and elected to sit like this.
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Just watched Morbius & gosh the tears in my eyes. The plot, The themes, the characters, the dynamics, the drama, the lore, the emotional moments...everything was garbage from beginning to end. On my way to the hospital, definitely the worst movie I've ever seen
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Morbius is not just a cinematic masterpiece, it's a total cultural reset #Morbius #MorbiusSweep
10. Double glory for Jared Leto.
My review of #Morbius
11. Maybe he should have been crying?
I literally just got kicked out of Morbius for laughing too much
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Marvel fans right now after seeing #Morbius.
13. I never got why they still keep making Fantastic Beasts?
morbius and fantastic beasts back to back is a solid case for just not making any more movies
14. Maybe next year Sony will top it with an even worse sequel.
Is morbius the most expensive April fools Joke?
15. Yeah, what he said.
me when someone asks me how many tickets morbius is selling #MorbiusSweep
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Morbius writers writing “I’m starting to get hungry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry” into the script. #MorbiusSweep
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i didn't "watch" Morbius, i sat my white ass down and listened
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During Morbius, I leaned over and whispered to my wife "He's a vampire" to make sure she was understanding the plot
19.
Actually, Dr Michael Morbius is the name of the doctor and Jared Leto is the name of the monster.