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If the Earth is round, explain THIS:
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You're tellin' me you trust NASA???
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How about you riddle me this, riddle master?
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Explain stars. EXPLAIN STARS! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN STARS!!!
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Think about gravity. How come no squash bug?
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The proof was in the GPS all along. ALL ALONG!
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Nathan knows. Tyler knows.
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By the way, Earth's not a planet. But you're not ready for that conversation yet.
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Ya ever think about meteors? THINK ABOUT THEM!
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Don't even get me started on Mount Everest.
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Does this bowl being dipped into water offer conclusive proof? I submit that it does.
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Don't even think about bringing N*wton up.
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What about the planes?
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How are planes? HOW ARE PLANES!!!
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Read that? SEVEN states are pancakes.
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Oh, and pyramids? Made from sandcastles.
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It's all a grand prank.
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It's just so terrifying.