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You exclusively buy your makeup from chemists.
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And you spend every day resisting the temptation to buy new makeup.
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You've learnt to buy from sites that don't rob you for shipping.
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You make sure to never lose these bad boys.
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And for your birthday you ask for high-end products that you've wanted for ages but can't afford.
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You have never replaced your mascara after the recommended six months.
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So now it's basically a tube of dry flakes that you're combing your lashes with.
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You actually can't admit to yourself how old your beauty blender is.
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You buy magazines for the free makeup.
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You can't relate to people who buy things on a whim.
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Because you spend all your time researching what shade of lipstick you will buy when you have the money.
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You save your foundation for special occasions because that shit is expensive.
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You live for budget makeup tutorials.
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So you spend hours searching for the perfect dupe to buy on pay day.
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It is beyond baffling to you that people are shelling out a ridiculous amount of money on Kylie Jenner's Lip Kits.
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When Colour Pop's are so much kinder to your bank account.
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You actually still own makeup from when you were 15.
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And regularly borrow your friends' makeup.
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When you do eventually buy a fancy, expensive product you think about how many drugstore products you could have bought instead.
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You have a huge collection of free samples.
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And you're not ashamed to top up your makeup with the free testers in the shop.
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Because despite your bank account you always look fucking flawless!
