1. When people ask you to translate banana in Malayalam:
2. You prefer North Indian food over South Indian:
3. When you don't look Mallu enough:
4. You're a Mallu who doesn't like alcohol:
5. You have never seen 'Gelf':
6. Studying Nuclear Astrophysics is easier than learning the art of wearing 'Mundu':
7. When identity crisis is your first line:
