One Quote From Every "Schitt’s Creek" Character That Sums Up Their Personality

    Ew, David!

    Schitt's Creek is the best. From the Rose family to Bob, Ray, and Ronnie, each and every character is lovable and unique.

    The humorous and heartfelt TV show ran for six seasons and is now available to stream via Netflix. The characters are iconic, and they've said some pretty funny things throughout the show.

    Here's a quote by each character that perfectly sums up their individual personality.

    "I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early." — David Rose

    “Who knows what will befall us tomorrow? You could be hit by a Mack truck or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris.” — Moira Rose

    "Let me explain something about business. It's a dance. And sometimes you lead. And sometimes you follow." — Johnny Rose

    "I don’t skate through life, David. I walk through life in really nice shoes.” — Alexis Rose

    "I was actually only one stamp away from a free sub." — Ted Mullens

    Ted played by Dustin Milligan staring to the left

    "I’m only doing this because you called me rude, and I take that as a compliment.” — Stevie Budd

    Stevie played by Emily Hampshire

    "It's just, um, the receipt from our first sale at the store." — Patrick Brewer

    "I don't like what this campaign is doing to me. The other day, I called another driver an effing moron. I didn't say the 'F' word, but I said effing, and that is not me!" — Jocelyn Schitt

    Jocelyn played by Jennifer Robertson smiling in excitement

    "Now you're speaking my language. Hip we can do! What do you want, PVC, or a Hawaiian shirt?" — Roland Schitt

    "Who wants a silver tree? The only people who buy silver trees are serial killers and single men over 40. And my cousin, who is a single man over 40." — Ronnie Lee

    "I just took a lot of alone time to rebuild and regroup, and I just think it's so important." — Twyla Sands

    Twyla played by Sarah Levy taking an order at the cafe

    "Oh jeez! To be a fly on the wall for this conversation." — Bob Currie

    "Unfortunately, I'm no longer on the town council. I resigned a few weeks ago, too overwhelmed with my business. But, uh, you're more than welcome to take it to council yourself, with my endorsement. Which won't really help, since I resigned. Council wasn't too happy about it. I'm surprised you didn't hear, I talked about it extensively on my podcast." — Ray Butani

    Ray played by Rizwan Manji smiling

    "Yeah, a nice little home for a family of raccoons. I had to evict them, though, and they didn't go quietly." — Mutt Schitt

    Mutt played by Tim Rozon in a plaid shirt

    "Oh, great, that should beat the black mold I had for breakfast at my last motel." — Emir Kaplan

    Emir played by Ennis Esmer at the motel

    I'll leave you with this: A Rose dance circle.

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