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I was a receptionist, and my boss came to the front of the office with a cheque I wrote and said “does this look like a 15 year olds writing, or a 5 year olds writing” in front of customers ?

I thought that dessert and supper each had a different stomach. That way, when I was ill from supper, I still had room for dessert in my dessert stomach

I used to say snuffilufigus instead of esophagus

Play it by year instead of play it by ear