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    18 Things You're Only Afraid Of If You Live In Geneva

    Spring, summer, winter, fall. In Geneva, there is something creepy about them all.

    1. Yet another fondue. Or worse: Malakoffs a go-go

    2. The bise

    3. A knock at the door from the Billag man

    4. Out of town guests who thought Geneva would be a fascinating place to visit

    5. Buying stamps

    6. Marzipan vegetables

    7. Swiss reds

    8. Being invited to a party in France

    9. Finding a bag of ice

    10. Six month contract extensions

    11. Bains des Paquis

    12. Buying a tram ticket

    13. Concerts that end at 10:30

    14. Dogs in the office. Dogs in restaurants.

    15. Going to the US and being offered Hershey's chocolate

    16. Hissing swans

    17. 80 franc mai tais at the Kempinski

    18. Sunday