1. Paying for a coffee with a 1000 franc bill
2. Taking any longer than 5 minutes to get through airport security
3. Buying wine by the case because its half price
4. Eating chocolate for breakfast on a regular basis
5. Parking. As long as you have this thing.
Although I’m still unclear how long it entitles you to stay.
6. Getting a seat for The Hunger Games
7. Gourmet tap water
8. Making lots of noise at 7am. (As long as you’re silent after 10p.)
9. Speaking English.