Buzz·Posted on Jul 31, 201721 Hilarious PMS Tweets For Anyone With A Vagina"PMS symptoms may include: irritability, fatigue, bloating, cramps, and crying about Batman."by Allison WildBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett "Oh duh, it's PMS, it all makes sense now," she mumbled through chocolate-smeared lips as the house burned behind her. 05:50 PM - 12 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Valerie @ValeeGrrl Him: Honey, is your period due soon? Me: [whittling breadstick into a shiv] Any day now, why do you ask? 12:26 PM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. olivia wilde @oliviawilde It comforts me to know Michelle gets PMS too. 05:11 AM - 25 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett If a woman is eating unsweetened baking chocolate and crying at a costume montage in Devil Wears Prada, that's PMS, son. You stay away. 06:32 PM - 05 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Danielle Henderson @knottyyarn I need a period app that tells me NOTHING about my fertility since I'm never having babies and EVERYTHING about when I'm going to have PMS. 05:37 AM - 30 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. shitbot.txt @sandalinbohemia me, a few days ago: i feel like literal death why am i so sad why do my boobs hurt so much period, now: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILD IT'S MURDER TIME 07:38 PM - 09 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sami Main @samimain I'm at the point in my PMS that even old people in love are bumming me out. 08:53 PM - 15 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Malissa Ali @malissaali I literally cried and went back home alone just because my boyfriend didn't like the food that I like. PMS is real 08:05 AM - 27 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. E 🥀 @hiemilyy When I'm PMS'ing I should just be locked in a room with puppies and blankets and pillows bcuz I'm too emotional for real life lol 02:26 PM - 26 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Ijeoma Oluo @IjeomaOluo I track my period by my reactions to laughing baby videos on the internet. According to the amount of crying I just did, I'm 4 days away. 03:22 PM - 26 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Shari VanderWerf @shariv67 On a scale from 1 to 10 my PMS has reached a Lady MacBeth. 05:49 PM - 03 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw I know I'm about to get my period because I saw one of those ASPCA commercials 3 hours ago & I'm still crying 04:28 AM - 26 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Gloria Fallon @GloriaFallon123 You know those mornings when birds try to dress you & mice try to be your friends, but you're like "Get the fuck out of my face I have PMS" 04:04 PM - 10 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. P. @beniidareet pms 10:25 PM - 26 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Stephanie McMaster @Smethanie The cool thing about PMS is I just ate an entire bag of candy corn while sobbing because candy corn is disgusting. 05:48 PM - 25 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. JEN KIRKMAN @JenKirkman I have PMS. This is what it looks like. I cried listening to a prank caller retire on Stern earlier. Now I'm in bed and angry at a blanket. 05:55 AM - 20 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. priscilla page @BBW_BFF PMS symptoms may include: irritability, fatigue, bloating, cramps, crying about Batman 03:47 AM - 21 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Erica @SCbchbum “I will cry my way through a goddamn Charmin commercial & rip the voice box out of a Furby if I want to.” ~PMS 04:50 PM - 20 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Anna Fitzpatrick @bananafitz Just teared up at this bar bathroom graffiti telling me to love myself so no, I don't need your period tracker app 02:54 AM - 21 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. asia @asiaxxo the week leading up to your period is the worst it's honestly like playing russian roulette with underwear 11:35 PM - 03 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Chrissie Fit @chrissiefit "Who ate all my PMS chocolate?!?!?!" 10:49 PM - 04 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite