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23 Unavoidable Douchey Things You Do If You Went To An Ivy League

It's so much more than a conference for awful sports teams.

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Before you read this, please understand:

The Ivy League was originally founded as an athletic conference comprised of Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia, University of Pennsylvania, Brown, Dartmouth, and Cornell. The prestigious status of the colleges has overtaken the Ivy League's reputation as an athletic conference, and indirectly lead to students accidentally acting like douches.

1. You have been known to, on occasion, name drop your school.

2. At one point or another, you have thrown some shade at state schools.

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5. ...and said it's not an Ivy.

7. ...felt a passionate yet fairly irrational sense of hatred for Harvard...


9. Being super petty about sport rivalries is in your DNA at this point...

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12. Yet at one point or another, you're bound to call yourself an intellectual.


15. You paid an arm, a leg, a head, and a sack of tears, and you definitely don't leave this out of the the nonstop complaining.

16. Your alumni are the apple of your eye. You're so proud of them that you're pretty much their mother.

17. Undoubtedly, you've pretended like life is just a breeze and you ended up where you are without batting an eye.


21. ...and were disappointed when you realized The League isn't just for Ivy League grads.

23. And more than anything, you're endlessly loyal to your school.

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Although this one's not all that douchey after all. It's not so bad to have a bit of school spirit.