1. You require a whole lot of attention.
2. Seriously though, is there such thing as bad attention?
3. Restaurants can be the ultimate struggle.
4. Your things are your things. That is all.
5. You can throw a tantrum about anything. There is nothing too small.
6. This is you at all times.
7. Making yourself look less dramatic by comparison is a must...
everyone thinks i’m overdramatic when i’m upset, but when an octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. now THAT’S overdramatic
8. ...but if someone wakes you up, the drama comes out in full force.
When someone wakes you up in the morning
9. People must reply to your texts immediately.
10. Being tolerant is not an option.
11. Phone batteries are demons sent from hell to torment you...
12. ...just like work.
13. However, sometimes, you just really, really can't be bothered with other people's problems.
14. You are incapable of giving simple descriptions...
15. ...especially when it comes to describing yourself.
16. No ailment is too small to be a death sentence.
I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds.
17. Even a sneeze is a big deal.
18. Emotions are an important part of your life.
19. You and jealousy are a package deal.
20. And, most importantly, complaining is one of your most beloved pastimes.
