Happy Monday, friends! ICYMI, the planet Earth got some pretty big, welcome news over the weekend: The US has authorized its first COVID-19 vaccine!
While most people were pretty excited about this news, there were still some...let's go with "skeptical"...folks. Anyway — as you probably could've guessed — Twitter took immediate aim at those concerns, creating the "If You've [Insert Questionable Activity Here], You Don't Have To Worry About What's in the Vaccine" meme format.
So, with all of that in mind, we've rounded up some of the absolute silliest, smartest, most personal attack-y tweets we could find using the format to compile into this easy-to-enjoy list! Here we go:
1. This confusingly old sponge:
If you’ve ever used the same sponge to wash your dishes for more than a few days, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine.
2. This drive-thru choice:
if u eat jack in the box tacos don’t worry about what’s in the covid vaccine
3. This germ-infested nightmare:
If you let your kids play with this you don’t have to worry about what’s in the Covid-19 vaccine.
4. This not-so-cool concert bathroom:
If you have ever used a Warped Tour porta potty, don't worry about what's in the Covid-19 vaccine.
5. This childhood pastime:
if u crawled through the chuck e. cheese tunnels, don’t worry about what’s in the covid vaccine
6. (For the record, it counts if it was McDonald's, too):
if your mom let you play on the jungle gym inside a mcdonald’s don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
7. This religious take:
If you take the sacrament after the tray passes through the row with ~that family~ who has 8 children under the age of 10, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
8. This meat choice:
If you eat pork you don’t have to worry about what’s in the vaccine
9. This not-so-magical kiss:
If you’ve ever kissed Mickey Mouse on the nose, don’t worry about what’s in the COVID-19 vaccine
10. Also, this not-so-magical cheese dip:
If you’ve ever had the cheese sauce that comes with pretzels at disney, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
11. This better tweet, better joke, better pizza:
If you eat Papa John’s willingly, don’t worry about what’s in the Corona virus vaccine.
12. This horrifying visual:
if you've never washed your hands after using the bathroom you don't need to worry about what's in the vaccine
13. This very specific warning:
If you ate a sausage McMuffin at the McDonald’s on 202 in Wilmington, Delaware between the years of 2008-2011 when I was working the grill, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
14. This callout to all former emo girls:
if you’ve ever straightened your hair while it was wet, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
15. This fair fear:
If you ate public school lunch in america, don't worry about what's in the vaccine.
16. This (incorrect) order of operations:
If you put the milk in before the hot water and the teabag don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
17. This plain burger fan:
if you eat burgers with tomatoes and pickles and onions don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
18. This buffet badness:
if you've eaten at golden corral don't worry about what's in the vaccine
19. This toddler trouble:
If you've ever let a toddler use their grubby little hands to feed you anything, you don't have to worry about what's in the vaccine.
20. This joke that's funnier than the comedian you dated:
If you’ve ever dated a comedian don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
21. And finally — this cookie concern:
if you’ve ever eaten this shit, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine