21 Tweets About Marriage That Have Nothing In Common Except For Being Painfully Accurate

"Until death do us part, or until I murder you for being an idiot." —My wedding vows, probably.

1. This reminder of the ranks.

Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

2. This truth bomb.

Twitter: @TheCatWhisprer

3. This powerless princess.

Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom

4. This ultimate hip-hop team.

Twitter: @LetMeStart

5. This constant interruption.

Twitter: @david8hughes

6. This unbelievable sacrifice.

Twitter: @Six_Pack_Mom

7.

Twitter: @sidleykate

8. This fast learner.

Twitter: @simoncholland

9. This confused chef.

Twitter: @iwearaonesie

10. This aggressive chewer.

Twitter: @Donna_McCoy

11. This sext (?), I guess.

Twitter: @usedwigs

12. This alarm clock.

Twitter: @mel_evans

13. This sexy-time surprise.

Twitter: @ValeeGrrl

14. This handy helper.

Twitter: @JessObsess

15. This trip to the orthopedic doctor.

Twitter: @AlanaRockz

16. This example of true love.

Twitter: @WalkingOutside

17. This terrible game of Family Feud.

Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

18. This genuine miracle.

Twitter: @Parkerlawyer

19. This relatable battle.

Twitter: @Lhlodder

20. This garbage war.

Twitter: @ian_mendes

21. And, of course, this genuinely genius piece of advice.

Twitter: @theshamingofjay