Some people like to ~poke~ fun at those of us with tattoos and piercings, but absolutely NO ONE is better at self-deprecating humor than tattooed and pierced people themselves! Period!
So, with that in mind, we took to Twitter to round up some of the absolute best jokes about having tattoos and piercings, and we compiled them into this easy-to-enjoy list! Ready? Okay, here we go:
1. This confusion:
older ppl will say that piercings and tattoo will ruin your life then stay in a loveless marriage for 40+ years how dat work
2. This pro tip:
just get that tattoo, your parents are already disappointed in you
3. This concerning disappearance:
Will the tattoos dissappear on men? https://t.co/vMUsyYe7o2
4. This decision we weren't a part of:
who tf decided that tattoos and piercings r unprofessional and why do we keep listening to them????
5. This horrifying visual:
*card declines* tattoo artist:
6. This meaning:
all of my tattoos have a very deep meaning they mean i was manic for a few days and got a tattoo
7. And this meaning:
“tattoos are supposed to mean something” yea they mean i’m hot and sexy
8. Oh, and THIS meaning:
“what does your tattoo mean?” it means I’m the most disappointing of the grandchildren next question
9. This universal truth:
no job is worth taking ur nose piercing out for
10. This silly dad:
My dad just found out I had my septum pierced
11. This sign:
Go get that piercing or tattoo you been wanting. An ass whooping is temporary but swag is forever
12. And this sign:
idk who needs to hear this but get that tattoo/piercing. pain is temporary but sex appeal is forever
13. This clarification:
WE ARE NOT PICKING OUR NOSE, WE ARE ADJUSTING OUR NOSE PIERCING OK
14. This acronym:
W- want A- a P- piercing
15. This sheer rage:
My mom when I show her a new tattoo or piercing https://t.co/Ldv6tuxxFu
16. This simple definition:
Dude: cool tattoo what does it mean Me: flower :)
17. This boomer foolishness:
Another baby boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said “you know those are permanent right” and i said no
18. This terrifying reality:
having pierced ears is just accepting that occasionally you will have to re-pierce your own ear with the dull end of the earring you want to wear that day & I think that’s beautiful
19. This outfit repeater:
my niece asked me one day why i always wear the same tattoos like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀
20. This sprint:
“Tattoo shops are open again” https://t.co/AAVTVAcFuA
21. This A+ answer to a silly question:
‘how will your tattoos look on your wedding day’ um? Sick probably?? Thanks for asking
22. This even relationship:
a relationship should be 50/50. he gets a tattoo of my name and i hold his hand.
23. This deeper meaning:
why i get a new piercing: because i want to why my mum thinks i get a piercing: because i’ve been plotting her downfall for months and i want to bring shame to my entire family
24. This detour:
📍College Students | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍Actual self care | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍Getting a nose piercing 😌
25. This unfortunate(?) mix-up:
someone just thought my tattoo was of mike from monsters inc what have i done ahahaha
26. This character arc:
my first tattoo: spent years planning, got it drawn nine months before, played around with sizing for a while, picked a spot on my body months ahead, did research on tattoo parlors my second tattoo: me likey, ink NOW!!!
27. And finally — this perfect metaphor:
tattoos are simply stickers for the hydroflask that is your body