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    27 Jokes About Tattoos And Piercings That Are As Hilarious As They Are True

    Disappointing your parents is momentary; tattoos are forever.

    Some people like to ~poke~ fun at those of us with tattoos and piercings, but absolutely NO ONE is better at self-deprecating humor than tattooed and pierced people themselves! Period!

    So, with that in mind, we took to Twitter to round up some of the absolute best jokes about having tattoos and piercings, and we compiled them into this easy-to-enjoy list! Ready? Okay, here we go:

    1. This confusion:

    older ppl will say that piercings and tattoo will ruin your life then stay in a loveless marriage for 40+ years how dat work

    Twitter: @fatpussyhex

    2. This pro tip:

    just get that tattoo, your parents are already disappointed in you

    Twitter: @vickixlee_

    3. This concerning disappearance:

    Will the tattoos dissappear on men? https://t.co/vMUsyYe7o2

    Twitter: @TheRenegades30

    4. This decision we weren't a part of:

    who tf decided that tattoos and piercings r unprofessional and why do we keep listening to them????

    Twitter: @skincarvr

    5. This horrifying visual:

    Twitter: @daa_lington

    6. This meaning:

    all of my tattoos have a very deep meaning they mean i was manic for a few days and got a tattoo

    Twitter: @brainwxrms

    7. And this meaning:

    “tattoos are supposed to mean something” yea they mean i’m hot and sexy

    Twitter: @justcaem

    8. Oh, and THIS meaning:

    “what does your tattoo mean?” it means I’m the most disappointing of the grandchildren next question

    Twitter: @krisis86

    9. This universal truth:

    no job is worth taking ur nose piercing out for

    Twitter: @yungkatelynne

    10. This silly dad:

    Twitter: @AleeeChapa_88

    11. This sign:

    Go get that piercing or tattoo you been wanting. An ass whooping is temporary but swag is forever

    Twitter: @gliterwrld

    12. And this sign:

    idk who needs to hear this but get that tattoo/piercing. pain is temporary but sex appeal is forever

    Twitter: @yungchipotle

    13. This clarification:

    WE ARE NOT PICKING OUR NOSE, WE ARE ADJUSTING OUR NOSE PIERCING OK

    Twitter: @perksofbeingkr

    14. This acronym:

    Twitter: @selestkk

    15. This sheer rage:

    My mom when I show her a new tattoo or piercing https://t.co/Ldv6tuxxFu

    Twitter: @callmefreee

    16. This simple definition:

    Twitter: @kenzgm

    17. This boomer foolishness:

    Another baby boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said “you know those are permanent right” and i said no

    Twitter: @deelalz

    18. This terrifying reality:

    having pierced ears is just accepting that occasionally you will have to re-pierce your own ear with the dull end of the earring you want to wear that day & I think that’s beautiful

    Twitter: @holy_schnitt

    19. This outfit repeater:

    my niece asked me one day why i always wear the same tattoos like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀

    Twitter: @raullgto

    20. This sprint:

    “Tattoo shops are open again” https://t.co/AAVTVAcFuA

    Twitter: @Ochunslove

    21. This A+ answer to a silly question:

    ‘how will your tattoos look on your wedding day’ um? Sick probably?? Thanks for asking

    Twitter: @runwayinchicago

    22. This even relationship:

    a relationship should be 50/50. he gets a tattoo of my name and i hold his hand.

    Twitter: @tinazhxng

    23. This deeper meaning:

    why i get a new piercing: because i want to why my mum thinks i get a piercing: because i’ve been plotting her downfall for months and i want to bring shame to my entire family

    Twitter: @brumgod_

    24. This detour:

    📍College Students | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍Actual self care | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍Getting a nose piercing 😌

    Twitter: @Jaiicub

    25. This unfortunate(?) mix-up:

    someone just thought my tattoo was of mike from monsters inc what have i done ahahaha

    Twitter: @chaz_robertson_

    26. This character arc:

    my first tattoo: spent years planning, got it drawn nine months before, played around with sizing for a while, picked a spot on my body months ahead, did research on tattoo parlors my second tattoo: me likey, ink NOW!!!

    Twitter: @tayIorjw

    27. And finally — this perfect metaphor:

    tattoos are simply stickers for the hydroflask that is your body

    Twitter: @gender_enderr

    There ya have it! OH! And if you loved what you read, be sure to click through and follow your favorite creators on Twitter to make your timeline a more fun, silly place to be!