Buzz·Posted on Jun 30, 202127 Jokes About Tattoos And Piercings That Are As Hilarious As They Are TrueDisappointing your parents is momentary; tattoos are forever.by Allie HayesBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Some people like to ~poke~ fun at those of us with tattoos and piercings, but absolutely NO ONE is better at self-deprecating humor than tattooed and pierced people themselves! Period! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Warner Bros. Pictures So, with that in mind, we took to Twitter to round up some of the absolute best jokes about having tattoos and piercings, and we compiled them into this easy-to-enjoy list! Ready? Okay, here we go: 1. This confusion: ً @fatpussyhex older ppl will say that piercings and tattoo will ruin your life then stay in a loveless marriage for 40+ years how dat work 07:34 PM - 27 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @fatpussyhex 2. This pro tip: 𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓲 @vickixlee_ just get that tattoo, your parents are already disappointed in you 03:18 AM - 30 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @vickixlee_ 3. This concerning disappearance: The Renegades Reloaded @TheRenegades30 Will the tattoos dissappear on men? https://t.co/vMUsyYe7o2 04:53 AM - 03 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TheRenegades30 4. This decision we weren't a part of: aloe @skincarvr who tf decided that tattoos and piercings r unprofessional and why do we keep listening to them???? 01:00 PM - 17 Dec 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @skincarvr 5. This horrifying visual: 𝐳𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲🥷🏾 @daa_lington *card declines* tattoo artist: 01:24 PM - 03 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @daa_lington 6. This meaning: logan @brainwxrms all of my tattoos have a very deep meaning they mean i was manic for a few days and got a tattoo 12:55 AM - 10 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @brainwxrms 7. And this meaning: kalechip :$ @justcaem “tattoos are supposed to mean something” yea they mean i’m hot and sexy 01:40 AM - 15 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @justcaem 8. Oh, and THIS meaning: do not perceive the possum @krisis86 “what does your tattoo mean?” it means I’m the most disappointing of the grandchildren next question 05:33 AM - 26 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @krisis86 9. This universal truth: kate @yungkatelynne no job is worth taking ur nose piercing out for 09:40 AM - 21 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @yungkatelynne 10. This silly dad: Hellboy 🔜Global🔜Slander🔜Seven lions @AleeeChapa_88 My dad just found out I had my septum pierced 03:16 AM - 03 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AleeeChapa_88 11. This sign: Jas🦋 @gliterwrld Go get that piercing or tattoo you been wanting. An ass whooping is temporary but swag is forever 05:09 PM - 27 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @gliterwrld 12. And this sign: ♥ briancée ♡ @yungchipotle idk who needs to hear this but get that tattoo/piercing. pain is temporary but sex appeal is forever 10:45 AM - 31 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @yungchipotle 13. This clarification: Kali @perksofbeingkr WE ARE NOT PICKING OUR NOSE, WE ARE ADJUSTING OUR NOSE PIERCING OK 02:01 AM - 15 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @perksofbeingkr 14. This acronym: selest @selestkk W- want A- a P- piercing 05:33 PM - 19 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @selestkk 15. This sheer rage: Freida @callmefreee My mom when I show her a new tattoo or piercing https://t.co/Ldv6tuxxFu 12:17 AM - 25 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @callmefreee 16. This simple definition: 𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓴𝓮𝓷𝔃𝓲𝓮 @kenzgm Dude: cool tattoo what does it mean Me: flower :) 03:12 AM - 29 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kenzgm 17. This boomer foolishness: Deyoncé @deelalz Another baby boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said “you know those are permanent right” and i said no 02:15 AM - 31 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @deelalz 18. This terrifying reality: ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt having pierced ears is just accepting that occasionally you will have to re-pierce your own ear with the dull end of the earring you want to wear that day & I think that’s beautiful 03:25 PM - 04 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @holy_schnitt 19. This outfit repeater: 🅿️ @raullgto my niece asked me one day why i always wear the same tattoos like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀 11:08 PM - 29 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @raullgto 20. This sprint: smiley boy @Ochunslove “Tattoo shops are open again” https://t.co/AAVTVAcFuA 04:55 PM - 10 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Ochunslove 21. This A+ answer to a silly question: sophie @runwayinchicago ‘how will your tattoos look on your wedding day’ um? Sick probably?? Thanks for asking 11:34 AM - 24 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @runwayinchicago 22. This even relationship: ♡ @tinazhxng a relationship should be 50/50. he gets a tattoo of my name and i hold his hand. 04:14 PM - 24 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tinazhxng 23. This deeper meaning: C 💘🔮☮️🧘🏾♀️ @brumgod_ why i get a new piercing: because i want to why my mum thinks i get a piercing: because i’ve been plotting her downfall for months and i want to bring shame to my entire family 10:42 AM - 06 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @brumgod_ 24. This detour: Jacob Tovar ツ @Jaiicub 📍College Students | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍Actual self care | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍Getting a nose piercing 😌 03:03 AM - 31 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Jaiicub 25. This unfortunate(?) mix-up: chaz @chaz_robertson_ someone just thought my tattoo was of mike from monsters inc what have i done ahahaha 07:55 PM - 28 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chaz_robertson_ 26. This character arc: ~ taylor ~ @tayIorjw my first tattoo: spent years planning, got it drawn nine months before, played around with sizing for a while, picked a spot on my body months ahead, did research on tattoo parlors my second tattoo: me likey, ink NOW!!! 02:28 AM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tayIorjw 27. And finally — this perfect metaphor: echo @gender_enderr tattoos are simply stickers for the hydroflask that is your body 12:29 AM - 07 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @gender_enderr There ya have it! OH! And if you loved what you read, be sure to click through and follow your favorite creators on Twitter to make your timeline a more fun, silly place to be!