Y'all, let's cut to the chase: The first Spider-Man: Far From Home teaser is here and it looks unbelievable. Stop whatever you're doing and watch it now:
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Though there are plenty of things to be excited about in the trailer, ranging from Tom Holland's puppy dog-like face:
To some seriously AWESOME action scenes:
To whatever the heck this spidey-suit is for:
The most exciting part of the teaser is easily the big reveal of Jake Gyllenhaal as the mysterious Mysterio:
WOULD. YOU. JUST. LOOK. AT. THIS. SUIT. Y'ALL. I. STAN. A. FAITHFUL. COSTUME. DEPICTION.
Though Mysterio is a staple character in many Spider-Man comics, this will be the first live-action Spider-Man film that he makes an appearance in so, naturally, fans are PSYCHED.
Like, some fans have already begun writing theme songs for him:
While others could care less about whether or not he's a good guy, they're all in:
Also, like, truly bless Marvel Studios for allowing us to see Gyllenhaal's handsome face, even though that's not particularly canon to the character:
love how mysterio never really takes his glass bowl off but marvel made him do it so we get to see jake’s face
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.
In short, July 5th cannot get here fast enough and also I have a full crush on a man who may be trying to kill Spider-Man and is also essentially wearing a fishbowl on his head. That is all.
