TV and Movies·Posted on Mar 26, 2020Schmidt From "New Girl" Had Some Of The Best One-Liners On TV, But How Many Do You Remember?"I don't want some janky, freshwater, bitch fish!" — Ancient Schmidt proverb.by Allie HayesBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink FOX / Via FOX Coolio Correct Incorrect Coolio Nectar Correct Incorrect Nectar Neaty meaty Correct Incorrect Neaty meaty Schmidty-licious Correct Incorrect Schmidty-licious FOX / Via FOX Post-partum Correct Incorrect Post-partum Afterbirth Correct Incorrect Afterbirth PMS Correct Incorrect PMS Pap smear Correct Incorrect Pap smear FOX / Via FOX English toffee Correct Incorrect English toffee Sculpting chutney Correct Incorrect Sculpting chutney Exotic lube collection Correct Incorrect Exotic lube collection Irish walking cape Correct Incorrect Irish walking cape FOX / Via FOX Fireplaces Correct Incorrect Fireplaces The outdoors Correct Incorrect The outdoors Nightmares Correct Incorrect Nightmares Outhouses Correct Incorrect Outhouses FOX / Via FOX Alcohol Correct Incorrect Alcohol Lobster Correct Incorrect Lobster Salmon Correct Incorrect Salmon Esspresso Correct Incorrect Esspresso FOX / Via FOX Prime rib Correct Incorrect Prime rib Fish filet Correct Incorrect Fish filet Serving thong Correct Incorrect Serving thong Filet mignon Correct Incorrect Filet mignon FOX / Via FOX Saunas Correct Incorrect Saunas Bathtubs Correct Incorrect Bathtubs Toilets Correct Incorrect Toilets Salad bowls Correct Incorrect Salad bowls FOX / Via FOX Christmas Correct Incorrect Christmas New Years Correct Incorrect New Years Winter Solstice Correct Incorrect Winter Solstice Thanksgiving Correct Incorrect Thanksgiving FOX / Via FOX Street youths Correct Incorrect Street youths Young'uns Correct Incorrect Young'uns Rowdy children Correct Incorrect Rowdy children Monsters of the night Correct Incorrect Monsters of the night FOX / Via FOX Love maker Correct Incorrect Love maker Sex haver Correct Incorrect Sex haver Sexy Schmidt Correct Incorrect Sexy Schmidt Penis man Correct Incorrect Penis man FOX / Via FOX Sandals Correct Incorrect Sandals Slippers Correct Incorrect Slippers Moccasins Correct Incorrect Moccasins Booties Correct Incorrect Booties