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"I don't want some janky, freshwater, bitch fish!" — Ancient Schmidt proverb.

Schmidt From "New Girl" Had Some Of The Best One-Liners On TV, But How Many Do You Remember?

Schmidt From "New Girl" — How Many Of His Iconic One-Liners Do You Remember?

Okay so, you don't have every Schmidt quote memorized. Maybe it's just that Nick or Jess or Winston are your personal favorite character...or perhaps it's because you're a YOUTH who's too young to remember all of his most iconic lines. Either way, use this as an excuse to re-watch this A+ show.

YOUTHS

You! Know! Your! Schmidt! Quotes! You're perfectly aware that Schmidt is the most quotable character to ever grace our TV screens and, honestly, that's SO nectar. Oh, and keep takin' care of that tushy for him.

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Schmidt From "New Girl" Had Some Of The Best One-Liners On TV, But How Many Do You Remember?

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