Sagittarius Season Is Here And So Are All Of The Jokes About It

    *Hears galloping in the distance.*

    1. This accurate depiction:

    Sagittarius after a 20 minute rant when you question details of what they're talking about

    2. This beautiful sound:

    This is the only image u need to understand what Sagittarius season is like:

    3. This epic declaration:

    it’s sagittarius season it’s time to do what the fuck u want when the fuck u want

    4. This sassy walk:

    5. This dichotomy:

    Scorpio season with Mercury rx and Mars in Libra vs. Sagittarius season with Venus/Jupiter conjunct and Mars in Scorpio https://t.co/1FP332lwVc

    6. This excited exclamation:

    HAPPY SAGITTARIUS SEASON!! DO CRIMES HAVE SEX BE GAY START RIOTS LIFE IS SHORT AND ECLIPSES ARE COMING!

    7. This painfully true paragraph:

    sagittarius check! *will give you their last dollar, their last meal, the shirt off of their own back, has a big mouth but is too sensitive for the repercussions of this, just wants to be loved but doesn’t know to express this in a way that doesn’t come off defensive*

    8. This A+ meme format:

    9. This social media distain:

    how to spot the virgo, capricorn, sagittarius, and scorpio:

    10. This ultimate life goal:

    Therapist: How would you like to be remembered Sagittarius: As nobody's role model sis

    11. This cruel reality:

    12. This comfy shift in tones:

    Shifting from Scorpio Season to Sagittarius Season about to be like

    13. This inner voice:

    Sagittarius: I'm trying to be understandi- Sagittarius to self- jump to conclusions be petty act like it's their fault bc you're right

    14. This hater parade:

    Sag Season!!!! 😈 I swear every Sagittarius came with at least 20 haters before they were even born 😂 ♐️

    15. This incredible entrance:

    How I am stepping into Sagittarius season this Friday:

    16. This cool collage:

    HAPPY FUCKING SAGITTARIUS SEASON BABY IT’S MEMEBOARD TIME!!!

    17. And finally, this bonafide FACT:

    Say what u want about Sagittarius but while y’all sit on your ass they are doing the DAMN thing