Listen — it's been a rough, lonely year. It's been so long since most of us hung out with other humans, it's easy to forget what it's like being around them.
BUT — even though we're all separated and haven't had human contact in a long-ass time — it's important to remember that we all still have a lot of very weird, very stupid stuff in common.
So, with that in mind, we took to Twitter to collect the most random, most specific, most weirdly relatable tweets we could find and compiled them into this easy-to-enjoy list for your viewing pleasure to remind you that we're all just a bunch of lil' brains floating around in our respective heated meat sacks — am I right? No? Anyway, here we go:
1. This forgetful moment:
Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid
2. This actual attack:
I FEEL ATTACKED
3. This rude awakening:
me: i cannot believe i have to deal with this shit friend: what? me: the consequences of my own actions
4. This simple request:
The waiter: anything else I could get you? Me: Can I get a lil to go box
5. This therapy sesh:
Therapist: you don’t love yourself Me: so true king. Here’s $80
6. This "that's why" response:
“why don’t you have your camera on?” me:
7. This lyric update:
coming out of my cage and i am so stressed out. let me back in the cage
8. This sloppy truth:
i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig
9. This patient waiting:
My face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.
10. This meow meow:
i wish i was a cat , no school no works just meow meow
11. This accurate depiction:
me explaining a song I heard years ago only knowing the melody google
12. This box appreciation:
One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.
13. This dark test:
me when i was 10 pretending i was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care
14. This airport pose:
me going through the TSA body scanner
15. This design flaw:
My pet peeve is when I grab a cart and
16. This outright refusal:
CDC: Wear a mask! Social Distance! Get the vaccine! Me: absolutely! CDC: don’t eat raw cookie dough Me: I’ll see you in hell
17. This pure failure:
IF I SAY GOODNIGHT AND AN HOUR LATER YOU SEE ME ONLINE IT'S NOT THAT I LIED, IT'S JUST THAT I FAILED
18. This incomparable high:
I miss this feeling
19. This "you either need water or you're dead" analysis:
Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last
20. This ARChived pic:
Me saving a screenshot to my phone
21. This iconic movie quote:
does ur brain ever just go: “donkäe”
22. This nighttime activity:
Does anyone else make up fake scenarios every night when they’re trying to sleep or do I need therapy
23. This COVID mash-up:
24. This reupped annoyance:
Does anyone else get re-annoyed? Like yeah I know it happened ages ago but it's annoying me
25. This way to keep yourself humble:
If you ever wanna be humbled, ask your brother how you look
26. This rightful distrust:
my trust issues so bad I don’t even trust these:
27. This lost time:
Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm.
28. This adult $20:
You become an adult when $1k feels like $20
29. This alarm clock concert:
my 7:30am, 7:35am, 7:40am, 7:45am and 7:50am alarms all going off to wake me up
30. This relatable motive:
I asked my students today what keeps them motivated. One of them said "spite."
31. This "excuse":
Them: Hey are you still coming? Me: My bad, I can’t something came up. Also me at home knowing damn well nothing came up:
32. And finally — this summation of all of our lives:
am I working at my regular capacity? no. but am I prioritizing and taking care of the most important tasks? no. but am I at least taking care of myself and my mental health? also no.