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The Fairy Godmother
Played by the Queen herself, Whitney Houston.
"That [statement is] incredibly presumptuous.""Not all girls are like that.""No, [they want to be treated] like a person.""What girls are you talking to, Bro?"
"No, [they want to be treated] like a person."
And then he follows up with the most ~fuqboi~ response possible, TBH.
Minerva & Calliope
Didn't see that one coming, TBH.
Also Lionel/George Costanza GETS HIS LIFE in the musical number, TBH.
He can fall in love his own way, with no interference.
Much to the squeaking dismay of his mother.
On the wing of her fancy, she can fly ANYWHERE.
I mean...SMART men like smart women, but okay, sure.
"She can't handle how gorgeous you are!""She's evil and jealous!""She's just an insecure cow!""She can't handle how fabulous you are!"
"She can't handle how fabulous you are!"
You better PREACH, Sis.
It's a very specific amount of time to sing about, but you do you, Boo.
It cuts off her circulation
Trick question...he says NOTHING.
They just smile and smooch. True love requires no words, folks.