Y'ALL! M. Night Shyamalan is back, and his newest movie, Old, may just be his wildest concept yet!
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Yes, even more wild than the ghost man or the anti-water aliens or the trees that kill you!
Basically, the entire concept of the movie is that a group of unsuspecting vacationers find themselves on a beach that is causing them to age rapidly. In the trailer, it's noted that they're aging "one year every half-hour."
Anyway, y'all already KNOW the internet came through with some A+ jokes about it, so we took to the depths of Twitter to round up just a few of the best reactions to the film. Ready? Okay! Here we go:
1. This perfect mashup:
someBODY once told me the beach was gonna old me
2. This timely joke:
Going back to school after spending summer break at the beach that makes you old
3. This pick-up line:
hey girl did it hurt. when you got old at that beach
4. This MARVELous meme use:
please captain america, you need to get off the beach that makes you old
5. This reminder:
M. Night Shyamalan won’t see your Old jokes but your friends who are trapped on the beach that makes you old will
6. This X-Men visual aid:
Is this anything? #OldMovie
7. This exquisite pun:
ok everyone stop posting about that beach, it got old fast
8. This Star Wars crossover:
The moment when you realize you're on the beach that makes you old
9. This sick burn:
some of you need to go to that old beach so you can grow the fuck up
10. This fate worse than bread:
11. This disturbing thought:
Important breakthrough in the “beach that makes you old” discourse
12. This designer twist:
13. This excellent point:
Every beach is the beach that makes you old sun is terrible for your skin
14. This expert twist reveal:
Can’t believe this was the twist in #OldMovie
15. This drink order:
hi yes bartender i would love one sex on the beach that makes you old
16. This classic movie:
[insert old beach joke]
17. This rude employer:
imagine being a lifeguard at the beach that makes you old, clocking in at 22 and clocking out at 79. I'd be upset
18. This disturbing story time:
Me on the old beach
19. And finally — this undeniable truth:
Every beach is the beach that makes you old. You cannot stop the flow of time. We are all marching steadily toward death.