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I'm Going To Spend The Rest Of My Life Haunted By This Video Henry Cavill Just Posted

Turns out my kryptonite is weird AF Instagram videos.

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So unless you were chilling in your own Fortress of Solitude yesterday, you're aware of the reports stating Henry Cavill will NOT reprise his role as Superman in the DC cinematic universe.

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Cavill appeared as the iconic hero since his role in Man of Steel in 2013, reprising the role in both Batman v Superman and Justice League.

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Well, Cavill has finally responded...sort of? He posted this bizarre AF video to his Instagram last night:

Henry Cavill / Via instagram.com

So, while we're all here, let's break this down and read way too much into this VERY weird video, shall we?

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First we have his shirt, which reads "Krypton Lifting Team," an obvious reference to his iconic role.

For the unanointed among us, Krypton is Superman's home planet.
Henry Cavill / Via instagram.com

For the unanointed among us, Krypton is Superman's home planet.

Second, the music??? Why "The Blue Danube" waltz? Why barking dogs in the background?

Henry Cavill / Via instagram.com

Is it because he fells like he's in the metaphorical DC ~dog house~??? Does he just like dogs?

Third, the super-dramatic expression on his face. He looks like a very sad man.

A very handsome, sad man.
Henry Cavill / Via instagram.com

A very handsome, sad man.

Fourth, that chiseled jawline. There's nothing suspicious about it, I just wanted to point it out.

Mmph, you're welcome.
Henry Cavill / Via instagram.com

Mmph, you're welcome.

Fifth, the weirdly disconnected caption on the post, which simply reads: "Today was exciting #Superman."

Henry Cavill / Via instagram.com

And, finally, the slow and steady rise and fall of a boxed Superman doll.

Henry Cavill / Via instagram.com

An acknowledgement to his rise and fall as Superman? Is the doll his? Does he carry around a boxed doll of himself at all times?

Yeah so...there ya have it, I guess? So many questions, so few answers!

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