1. This well-experienced shame:
getting a tattoo done by someone with a lot of tattoos is the same feeling I get when I work out next to someone already super in shape. Please don’t look me in the eyes, I’m ashamed.
2. This simple truth:
‘wHaT dO yOur TatTooS MeAn’ they mean im fucking cool ok
3. This important consideration:
sure my tattoos will look stupid when i get old but have you ever considered that they look stupid now too
4. This perfect metaphor:
“Why tattoos? You wouldn’t put stickers on a nice car.” Ma’am I am at best a 2003 Corolla.
5. This classic:
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know" Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
6. This divorce prevention:
my sister got a tattoo of our parents and... I —
7. This deep explanation:
Dude: cool tattoo what does it mean Me: flower :)
8. This progressive digression:
my first tattoo: spent years planning, got it drawn nine months before, played around with sizing for a while, picked a spot on my body months ahead, did research on tattoo parlors my second tattoo: me likey, ink NOW!!!
9. This cost curiosity:
Family: Why would you get tattoos? They’re expensive and painful to get and they are PERMANENT! Also family: Have a baby :)
10. This example of tattoo aging:
“tHoSe taTtOoS aiNt gOnNa loOk gOoD foReVeR” yea aight. Pops over here killin the game https://t.co/YEb4eb2p9g
11. This silly question:
Another baby boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said “you know those are permanent right” and i said no
12. This true(?) claim:
i just saw a post that said "lesbians be like: inner arm tattoos of some herbs" and i literally looked down at my inner arm tattoo of some herbs......
13. This innocent inquiry:
my niece asked me one day why i always wear the same tattoos like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀
14. This sad reality:
“Your tattoos will look ugly when you’re old” Bold of you to assume the planet will last that long Karen
15. This dad's reaction:
My dad’s reaction seeing my tattoo for the first time Enjoy
16. This accurate depiction:
You can tell a lot about a girl with a 3 rose tattoo by where her 3 roses are located. 3 roses on her shoulder? She’ll beat your ass. 3 roses on her hip? She’ll also beat your ass.
17. And finally...this simple proclamation:
If your tattoos aren’t stupid you’re a fucking nerd