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    17 Jokes That Will Make Tattooed People Giggle, Then Sigh

    "If your tattoos aren't stupid, you're a f**king nerd."

    1. This well-experienced shame:

    getting a tattoo done by someone with a lot of tattoos is the same feeling I get when I work out next to someone already super in shape. Please don’t look me in the eyes, I’m ashamed.

    2. This simple truth:

    ‘wHaT dO yOur TatTooS MeAn’ they mean im fucking cool ok

    3. This important consideration:

    sure my tattoos will look stupid when i get old but have you ever considered that they look stupid now too

    4. This perfect metaphor:

    “Why tattoos? You wouldn’t put stickers on a nice car.” Ma’am I am at best a 2003 Corolla.

    5. This classic:

    "Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know" Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL

    6. This divorce prevention:

    my sister got a tattoo of our parents and... I —

    7. This deep explanation:

    Dude: cool tattoo what does it mean Me: flower :)

    8. This progressive digression:

    my first tattoo: spent years planning, got it drawn nine months before, played around with sizing for a while, picked a spot on my body months ahead, did research on tattoo parlors my second tattoo: me likey, ink NOW!!!

    9. This cost curiosity:

    Family: Why would you get tattoos? They’re expensive and painful to get and they are PERMANENT! Also family: Have a baby :)

    10. This example of tattoo aging:

    “tHoSe taTtOoS aiNt gOnNa loOk gOoD foReVeR” yea aight. Pops over here killin the game

    11. This silly question:

    Another baby boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said “you know those are permanent right” and i said no

    12. This true(?) claim:

    i just saw a post that said "lesbians be like: inner arm tattoos of some herbs" and i literally looked down at my inner arm tattoo of some herbs......

    13. This innocent inquiry:

    my niece asked me one day why i always wear the same tattoos like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀

    14. This sad reality:

    “Your tattoos will look ugly when you’re old” Bold of you to assume the planet will last that long Karen

    15. This dad's reaction:

    My dad’s reaction seeing my tattoo for the first time Enjoy

    16. This accurate depiction:

    You can tell a lot about a girl with a 3 rose tattoo by where her 3 roses are located. 3 roses on her shoulder? She’ll beat your ass. 3 roses on her hip? She’ll also beat your ass.

    17. And finally...this simple proclamation:

    If your tattoos aren’t stupid you’re a fucking nerd