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    19 "Forged In Fire" Jokes That Will QUENCH Your Thirst For Laughter

    It's like a Food Network show, but with swords.

    Listen — I'm a simple woman. I see an oddly specific, aggressively niche television program that's equal parts educational and cool, with a cast made up of passionate weirdos...I'm in.

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    Anyway, my most recent obsession (that has managed to check all of those boxes) is Forged in Fire — a show on the History Channel where people just...like...straight-up make really neat weapons while teaching you about bladesmithing and stabbing dummies and stuff.

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    It's like that part in Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King where they reforge the shards of Narsil to create Andúril, but for a full hour and if Elrond had, like, enthusiastically judged everyone's work at the end.

    So, I took it upon myself to search the depths of Twitter and Tumblr to find the absolute silliest jokes and memes about this masterpiece of a show (just in case anyone out there is also obsessed), and compiled them into this easy-to-enjoy list! Here we go:

    1. This accurate meme:

    2. This A+ description:

    Forged in Fire - come for the knife making, but stay for the weirdos

    3. This surprisingly sweet moment:

    4. This quick way to ensure a trip to the E.R.:

    5. This expert(?)'s anger:

    6. This exciting reveal:

    7. This rise in the stakes:

    8. This "inner sword lesbian's" inner call:

    9. This confusingly specific knowledge we now all possess:

    10. This SNL skit in the making:

    Niche Tweet: I would like an episode of Forged in Fire where Zach Galifiniakis plays every contestant. That is all.

    11. This nightmare paradox:

    12. No seriously...who named these shows?

    13. This Doug lover:

    14. This punny exchange:

    15. This female gaze:

    16. This contestant:

    17. This hilarious judgment:

    18. This perfect "Cut To":

    19. And finally — this very accurate list:

    And there ya have it! If you haven't checked out Forged in Fire, do yourself a favor (it's currently available to stream on Hulu)! OH, and be sure to click through and follow your fave creators on both Twitter and Tumblr to make your timelines more fun places to be!!!

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