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So, Chris Evans Has A Mustache And The Internet Has Feelings

The real issue dividing our nation.

Hi, this is Chris Evans. He's handsome.

Anyway, Chris has a mustache now for Lobby Hero, a Broadway play he's appearing in, and I'm here to talk to you about it.

Hello. Would you like to meet Chris Evans’s new mustache? The man soon to be formerly known as Captain America (and his hardy face curtain) is an unironic tap dancer, a normal-sized human IRL and a Rebecca Solnit fanboy. My latest for the Times: https://t.co/EHO3N1wQ52 https://t.co/A6lrE8c4Ak

If you ask me, this is what you call a TRUE 'STACHE. I'm here for it all day. I love all facial hair on all people. Here it is from the side:

Can’t decide if the Chris Evans stache is the best or worst thing that’s happened to me

Here it is in black and white:

A masterpiece.

Anyway, people have a lot of feelings about this mustache, both positive and slightly less positive.

My reaction when I found out Chris Evans moustache was real.

Some people are accepting it fully and with open arms.

chris evans *deep breath* has a robust *gasp* MOUSTACHE *loud exhale* and i for one?! *DEEP BREATH* WILL NEVER BE THE SAME *sobs* https://t.co/O3SVTDwcc2 https://t.co/HpXrskXSEm

Others are simply upset.

I just saw Chris Evans’ mustache and I am upset

And some people believe it rose from the desolate ashes of Henry Cavill's mustache, which he just shaved off this week.

The Henry Cavill stache died so the Chris Evans stache could live https://t.co/dvoJvtHTuw

But most people fall in the middle and don't know how to feel about it.

Now that Chris Evans has a moustache he looks like my uncle. I don’t know what to do.

So yeah...that's it. I like your mustache, Chris.