You turn the car radio down when looking for parking or an address.When you turn on your TV, chances are the channel it's on is HGTV.You can't believe what passes for "music" these days.You remind your friends and/or significant other to pee before heading out.You confuse one huge celebrity with another.You eat dinner much earlier than you used to.You constantly remark on how big your friends' kids are getting.You start seeing a remarkable resemblance between yourself and pictures of your mom when she was your age.You never leave home without a sweater. Even in July.You can now cook some of your favorite childhood meals without looking at a recipe.You yell at cars to slow down in your neighborhood. Especially if kids live there.When you have guests, you are always trying to feed them.You give unsolicited advice to your younger co-workers.You actually use coupons when you buy things, instead of using them as bookmarks.You are more attracted to Coach Taylor than to Tim Riggins.You put your arm across the passenger seat when you suddenly have to stop short.A commercial has brought you to tears.When you tell your friends to text you when they get home, you really mean it.Your consumption of white wine has increased exponentially.You get annoyed when your roommates or S.O. leave the light on when they exit a room.You have two or more of these items in your purse: aspirin, tissues, cough drops, breath mints, Tide pen, hand sanitizer.When someone compliments your outfit or purse, you brag about how little you paid for it.Family members tell you that you laugh just like your mom.You are really good at pulling off birthday surprises.You'd rather stay home and give out candy on Halloween.You have shopped at Kohl's.You tell your friends when they need a breath mint. (And you have one handy.)You always have snacks on hand.It takes way less alcohol to get you tipsy than it used to.You sing along with the "oldies" station in your car.You find yourself making the same kinds of jokes your mom does.You always use a coaster. When there is no coaster, you put a napkin under your drink.When a friend or S.O. is sick, you show up with soup and take care of them.When you are sick, you don't want to put anyone out or be a burden.When it's someone in your squad's birthday, everyone can count on you to bring the cake.When someone has an etiquette question, they come to you.You have a dedicated crafting space in your home.You are a backseat driver.Your photo stream is mostly pictures of your babies (either human or fur).You have told a stranger that their shoe was untied.When dining out, you ask the server several questions about the menu.You remark on how expensive everything has gotten, from gas to groceries.You bring your own snacks and drinks to the movies.You have pronounced Target "Tar-jay."Your daily makeup regimen includes more Clinique products than MAC products.You've eaten at a chain restaurant while on vacation.You wear sunscreen and make sure everyone else does too.You complain when your roommate or S.O. leaves dirty dishes in the sink, but you wash them anyway.You have definitely bought shoes for comfort over style.You take the time to send handwritten letters and cards in the mail.You are fiercely protective of the people you love.People have told you that you are turning into your mother.